you’re a mean one mr grinch
you really are a heel
you’re as cuddly as a cactus
you’re as charming as an eel mr grinch
you’re a bad banana
with a greasy black peel
you’re a monster mr grinch
your heart’s an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders
you’ve got garlic in your soul mr grinch
i wouldn’t touch you
with a thirtynineandahalf foot pole
you’re a vile one mr grinch
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile mr grinch
given the choice between the two of you
i’d take the seasick crocodile
4
you’re a foul one mr grinch
you’re a nasty wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk mr grinch
the three words that best describe you
are as follows and i quote
stink stank stunk
5
you’re a rotter mr grinch
you’re the king of sinful sots
your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
with moldy purple spots mr grinch
your soul is an appalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable
mangled up in tangledup knots
6
you nauseate me mr grinch
with a nauseous supernaus
you’re a crooked jerky jockey
and you drive a crooked hoss mr grinch
you’re a threedecker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
with arsenic sauce
Artist: Thurl Ravenscroft
Year: 2020
Decade: 20s
Language: en
Word Count: 129