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Vance Lyrics By Roger Miller

    he was born one mornin’ it was cold and it was snowin’
    and from the start he never had a chance
    and though the doctors said he couldn’t live his mama had some faith to give
    and they brought him to her and his mama named him vance
    he was sick a long time then i used to sit by him
    i’d rub his head he would squeeze my hand
    but he never cried he’d grit his teeth and smile at me cause he couldn’t speak
    and that’s when i began to respect the little man
    and i think vance was three right about then
    he started school and one day he came home and at the doorway
    i could tell the little man didn’t want to come inside
    he’d met a girl but her boyfriend smitty
    had caught him walkin’ home with her and nearly killed vance
    but then vance never cried and the only thing that smitty hurt was pride
    and he said papa do you become a man when you’re twenty one
    and i said age doesn’t make a man a man my son
    he looked at me so puzzled with eyes so young and kind
    and i think vance was seven about that time

    i guess they say that first love is the very best
    at least it was with vance cause he’d scratched becky on his desk
    but becky went with smitty and vance was very small
    and he used to dream what it’d be like to be tall
    and then a few years later vance came in one day
    and told me and his mama that he had to go away
    to be fitted for a uniform and though his mama shed a tear
    he kissed her and said he’d see us in two years
    and he looked at me and said papa i’m gonna be a man
    well two years to the day vance came walkin’ in the driveway
    and i didn’t recognize him from his size till he got near
    he came in and he hugged his mama
    and said hey papa little man wanna go with me somewhere and grab a beer
    so we’re sittin’ at this table when this fella at the bar started buggin’ vance
    callin’ him soldier but vance kept his cool
    and he said papa that guy is smitty and he’s to be pitied now
    cause that’s the same guy that used to bully me in school
    then smitty said the wrong thing when he brought up becky’s name
    and vance finally stood and said boy what did you say
    and it did my heart so much good when vance hit ole smitty
    and it took two of smitty’s friends to carry him away
    well vance left the very next mornin’ and it was cold and it was snowin’
    and from the first life hadn’t been much fun
    but he had finally made a stand and he’d become a self made man
    and incidentally he had just turned twenty one

    Artist: Roger Miller

    Year: 1968

    Decade: 60s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 251