valley girl
she’s a valley girl
valley girl
she’s a valley girl
okay fine
fer sure
fer sure
she’s a valley girl
in a clothing store
okay fine
fer sure
fer sure
she’s a
like oh my god
valley girl
like totally
valley girl
encino is like so bitchin’
valley girl
there’s like the galleria
valley girl
and like
all these like really great shoe stores
i like
love going into like clothing stores and stuff
i like
buy the neatest miniskirts and stuff
it’s like so bitchin’
cause like everybody’s like
supersuper nice
it’s like so bitchin’
like
on ventura
there she goes
she just bought some bitchin’ clothes
tosses her head
and flips her hair
she got a whole bunch of nothing in there
anyway
he goes are you into s and m
i go oh right
could you like just picture me
in a like a leather teddy
yeah right
hurt me hurt me
i’m sure
no way
he was like freaking me out
he called me a beastie
that’s cause like
he was totally blitzed
he goes like bag your face
i’m sure
valley girl
she’s a valley girl
valley girl
she’s a valley girl
okay fine
fer sure
fer sure
she’s a valley girl
so sweet ‘n pure
okay fine
fer sure
fer sure
she’s a
it’s really sad
valley girl
like my english teacher
he’s like
valley girl
he’s like mr bufu
valley girl
we’re talking lord god king bufu
valley girl
i am so sure
he’s like so gross
like he sits there and
like plays with all his rings
and he like
flirts with all the guys in the class
it’s like totally disgusting
i’m like so sure
it’s like
barf me out
gag me with a spoon
last idea to cross her mind
had something to do with where to find
a pair of jeans to fit her butt
and where to get her toenails cut
so like
i go into this like salon place y’know
and i wanted like to get my toenails done
and the lady like goes
oh my god your toenails are like so grody
it was like really embarrassing
she’s like
oh my god like bag those toenails
i’m like sure
she goes
uh i don’t know if i can handle this
y’know
i was like really embarrassed
valley girl
she’s a valley girl
valley girl
she’s a valley girl
okay fine
fer sure
fer sure
she’s a valley girl
and there is no cure
okay fine
fer sure
fer sure
she’s a valley girl
and there is no cure
like my mother is like a total space cadet
valley girl
she like
makes me do the dishes
valley girl
and clean the cat box
valley girl
i am sure
that’s like gross
valley girl
barf out
valley girl
oh my god
valley girl
hi
uhhuh
valley girl
my name
my name is ondrya wolfson
valley girl
uhhuh
that’s right ondrya
valley girl
uhhuh
i know it’s like
valley girl
i do not talk funny
i am sure
valley girl
what’s’a matter with the way i talk
valley girl
i am a val i know
valley girl
but i live in like
in a really good part of encino
so it’s okay
valley girl
valley girl
so like i don’t know
valley girl
i’m like freaking out totally
valley girl
oh my god
valley girl
hi i have to go to the orthodontist
valley girl
i’m getting my braces off y’know
valley girl
but i have to wear a retainer
that’s going to be really like a total bummer
i’m freaking out
i’m sure
like those things that like stick in your mouth
they’re so gross
you like get saliva all over them
but like i don’t know
it’s going to be cool y’know
you guys might see my smile
it’ll be like really cool
except my like
my teeth are like too small
but no biggie
it’s so awesome
it’s like tubular y’know
well i’m not like really ugly or anything
it’s just like
i don’t know
you know me
i’m like into the like the clean stuff
like pacman
and like i don’t know
like my mother like
makes me do the dishes
it’s like so gross
like all the stuff like
sticks to the plates
and it’s like it’s like
somebody else’s food y’know
it’s like grody
grody to the max
i’m sure
it’s like really nauseating
like barf out
gag me with a spoon
gross
i am sure
totally
Artist: Frank Zappa
Year: 1982
Decade: 80s
Language: en
Word Count: 469