spoken
why don’t you sit right back
and i i may tell you a tale
a tale of three little pigs
and a big bad wolfff
well the first little piggy well he was kinda hip
he spent most of his days just a dreamin of the city
and then one day he bought a
he moved to hollywood to become a star
but living on the farm he knew nothing of the city
built his house out of straw what a pity
and then one day jammin on some chords
along came the wolf knocking on his door
little pig little pig let me in
not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
little pig little pig let me in
not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
well i’m huffin i’m puffin i’ll blow your house in
huffin puffin blow your house in
huffin puffin blow your house in
huffin and a puffin and i’ll blow your house in
well the second little piggy well he was kinda stoked
he spent most of his time just a ganga smokin
huffin and a puffin down on venice beach
getting paid money for religious speech
he built his shelter from what he garbage picked
mostly made up of old cans and sticks
then one day he was cranking out bob marley
and along came the wolf on his big bad harley
well the third little piggy the grade a student
his daddy was a rock star named pig nugent
earned his masters degree from harvard college
built his house from his architect knowledge
a trilevel mansion hollywood hills
daddy’s rock stardom paid for the bills
and then one day came the old house smasher
the big bad wolf the little piggy slasher
well the big bad wolf
well he huffed and he puffed all that he could
and low and behold the little piggy’s house stood
it’s made out of concrete the little piggy shouted
the wolf just frowned as he pouted
so they called nineeleven like any piggy would
the sent out rambo just as fast as they could
rambo
yo wolfface i’m your worst nightmare your ass is mine
gunshots
well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
so that’s to end the story for you and me
if you still give a listen you just may here a big wolf or little piggy
say
a little different
and the moral of the story is ‘ a band with no talent can easily amuse
idiots with a stupid puppet show
Artist: Green Jelly
Year: 1993
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 241