reporter
hello everyone this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket there seems to have been some disturbance here pardon me sir did you see
what happened
witness
yeah i did i’s standin’ overe there by the tomaters and here he come running through the pole beans through the fruits and vegetables
nekkid as a jay bird and i hollered over to ethel
i said don’t look ethel but it’s too late she’d already been incensed
here he comes look at that look at that
there he goes look at that look at that
and he ain’t wearin’ no clothes
oh yes they call him the streak
look at that look at that
fastest thing on two feet
look at that look at that
he’s just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
he goin’ give us a peek
oh yes they call him the streak
look at that look at that
he likes to show off his physique
look at that look at that
if there’s an audience to be found
he’ll be streakin’ around
invitin’ public critique
reporter
this is your action news reporter once again and we’re here at the gas station pardon me sir did you see what happened
witness
yeah i did i’s just in here gettin my tires checked he just appeared out of the traffic come streakin’ around the grease rack there didn’t have nothin’ on but a smile
i looked in there and ethel was gettin’ her a cold drink
i hollered don’t look ethel but it was too late she’d already been mooned
flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
he ain’t crude look at that look at that
he ain’t lewd look at that look at that
he’s just in the mood to run in the nude
oh yes they call him the streak
look at that look at that
he likes to turn the other cheek
look at that look at that
he’s always makin’ the news
wearin’ just his tennis shoes
guess you could call him unique
reporter
once again your action news reporter in the booth at the gym covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff pardon me sir did you see what happened
witness
yeah i did half time i’s just goin’ down thar to get ethel a snow
cone and here he come right out of the cheap seats dribbling right down the middle of the court
didn’t have on nothing but his pf’s
made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand i hollered up at ethel i said don’t look ethel but it was too late she’d already got a free shot grandstandin’ right there in front of the home team
witness
oh yes they call him the streak
here he comes again
look at that look at that
who’s that with him
the fastest thing on two feet
ethel is that you ethel
look at that look at that
what do you think you’re doin’
he’s just as proud as he can be
you git your clothes on
of his anatomy
he’s gonna give us a peek
oh yes they call him the streak
ethel where you goin’
look at that look at that
ethel you shameless hussy
he likes to show off his physique
say it isn’t so
look at that look at that
ethel ethel
if there’s an audience to be found
he’ll be streakin’ around
invitin’ public critique
Artist: Ray Stevens
Year: 1974
Decade: 70s
Language: en
Word Count: 281