in duh valley of duh jolly ho ho ho
heard about the jolly green giant potatoes
he’s so big and mean artichoke hearts
he stands there laughin’ with his hands on his hips
and then he hits you with a can of beans
he lives down there in his valley brussels sprouts
the cat stands tall and green spinach
well he ain’t no prize and there’s no women his size
and that’s why the cat’s so mean
one day he left his valley pad
i mean to say this cat was mad
now listen ’round he wasn’t gone long
and then he ran into an amazon
well this changed his whole complexion broccoli
he had never seen such a beautiful sight corn
well he looked at her
and she looked at him
and she almost passed out from fright
he looked at her thought what a dilly
he touched her once she slapped him silly
this was something he had never sensed
he looked at her as she commenced
now listen pal this ain’t no fluke
i can’t see goin’ with a big green kook
you’ve heard about the jolly green giant eggplant
don’t let his troubles cross your mind celery stalks
he couldn’t get sally so went back to his valley
the cat was colorblind
music to fade
Artist: The Kingsmen
Year: 1965
Decade: 60s
Language: en
Word Count: 113