okay
this is a song that uhh
there’s a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh
not too many chanukah songs
so uhh
i wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who don’t get to hear any chanukah songs
here we go
put on your yarmulke
here comes chanukah
so much funukah
to celebrate chanukah
preverse
chanukah is the festival of lights
instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights
when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
here’s a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
david lee roth lights the menorah
so do james caan kirk douglas and the late dinah shoreah
guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
paul newman’s half jewish goldie hawn’s half too
put them together what a fine lookin’ jew
you don’t need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
’cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr spockboth jewish
put on your yarmulke
it’s time for chanukah
the owner of the seattle supersonicahs
celebrates chanukah
oj simpson not a jew
but guess who is hall of famer rod carewhe converted
we got ann landers and her sister dear abby
harrison ford’s a quarter jewishnot too shabby
some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
well he’s not but guess who is
all three stooges
so many jews are in showbiz
tom cruise isn’t but i heard his agent is
tell your friend veronica
it’s time to celebrate chanukah
i hope i get a harmonica
oh this lovely lovely chanukah
so drink your gin and tonicah
and smoke your marijuanakah
if you really really wannakah
have a happy happy happy happy chanukah
happy chanukah
Artist: Adam Sandler
Year: 1999
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 176