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The Bad Touch Lyrics By Bloodhound Gang

    haha well now we call this the act of mating
    but there are several other very important differences
    between human beings and animals that you should know about

    i’d appreciate your input

    sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
    me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
    so put your hands down my pants and i’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
    yes i’m siskel yes i’m ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
    you’ve had enough of twohand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
    i want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hash browns
    come quicker than fedex never reach an apex just like cocacola stock you are inclined
    to make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

    do it now
    you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
    so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
    do it again now
    you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
    so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
    getting horny now

    horn interlude

    love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
    like the lost catacombs of egypt only god knows where we stuck it
    hieroglyphics let me be pacific i wanna be down in your south seas
    but i got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
    so if i capsize on your thighs high tide b5 you sunk my battleship
    please turn me on i’m mister coffee with an automatic drip
    so show me yours i’ll show you mine tool time you’ll lovett just like lyle
    and then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch xfiles

    do it now
    you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
    so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
    do it again now
    you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
    so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
    getting horny now

    horn interlude

    you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
    so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
    do it again now
    you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
    so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
    do it now

    you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
    so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
    do it again now
    you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
    so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
    getting horny now

    Artist: Bloodhound Gang

    Year: 2000

    Decade: 00s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 204