announcer we interrupt this record for an important
new bulletin’ santa claus is missing from the north pole
dispatcher voice be on the lookout for santa claus last seen
lee dorseys ya ya sitting here lala waiting for my ya ya
washington has decided this is a job for ‘the touchables’
dickie december 96
at the headquarters of elliot press and the touchables’
sung deck the halls with boughs
of holly fa la la la la la la la la
dickie sent to the north pole ‘the touchables learn that someone
has launched a toy spaceship
sending santa to the moon alvin’ the chipmunk said
crazy
dickie rudolph the rednosed reindeer volunteered to lead ‘the
touchables’ to the rescue a new spaceship is ready for blastoff
mission control tminus three two one zero
chipmunks chipmunk song ok alvin’ alvin’ alvin ok
dickie successfully landing on the moon
rudolph and the touchables are surrounded by the moon men
dion the belmonts runaround sue hey hey ooohhhh hey
dickie the leader of the moon men approaches elliot press and says
marcels heartaches yip yip yip yip
werpawerp werp mumm a mumm mumm bohpa bohp
dickie which translated means
ray charles hit the road jack hit
the road jack and don’tcha come back no more
dickie but the touchables’ are not leaving without santa claus
dickie after a brief battle elliot press looks off and says
fats domino what a party i’ll be back on my feet someday
dickie meanwhile rudolph secretly leads santa claus to the
spaceship out of gas ‘the touchables
harness rudolph to the ship and away they go
marcels heartaches watch out here we go again
dickie a job well done
elliot press and ‘the touchables’ turn to each other and say
sung deck the halls with boughs
of holly fa la la la la la la la la
announcer if you should look up in the sky this christmas eve and
see a reindeer pulling a spaceship chances are it’s santa claus
moon man merry christmas earth people echoes
Artist: Dickie Goodman
Year: 1961
Decade: 60s
Language: en
Word Count: 234