sleigh bells jingling ringtingtingling too
horses horses horses horses
sleigh bells jingling ringtingtingling
gunshot
violent j
santa claus suck my balls
drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
dancer prancer vixen and cupid
i’m a get stupid ha ha ha eh
i sat around all night under the chimney
holdin’ my sack like gimme gimme
i know that he’s comin’ he’s comin’ he must
lookin’ up nuthin but rust dust
turn on my tv the very next day
i see you’re gettin payed leadin’ the parade
i’m that sniper on the building
listen to my nine go click santa’s a fat bitch
santa claus is a fat bitch
santa claus the fat bastard
another year and i ain’t get shit
another year i ain’t get shit
if i hear him land on my roof
ooh my undertaker
i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth
shaggy dope
yeah i got somthin’ to say about st nick
fuck that ho he never brought shaggs shit
no toys candy canes just a lump of coal
so i eat it ’cause there ain’t nuttin in the cupboards
so i’ll be quick quick and brief
alls i need for christmas is my two front teeth
i got mine kicked kicked out my mouth
i need a few new ones could you help me out
should’ve known i’d get the short end of the stick
no kind of gift i didn’t get shit
some say i was bad but that wasn’t it
it’s all because santa was a fat bitch
santa claus is a fat bitch
santa fuck you and
another year and i ain’t got shit
another year i ain’t get shit
if i hear him land on my roof
biiitch you’re gonna die
i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth
interlude
ohhoho don’t go that way rudolph that’s the ghetto
hoho those boys and girls don’t deserve anything
violent j
santa claus santa claus where you been
i see you got cookies and milk on your chin
i guess you had time to collect your ends
you always been down for your rich friends
but rudolph he don’t bring his sleigh my way
nothing but coal and dirt for little j
i guess you couldn’t fit down my chimney shaft
you need to lose some of that fat ass uh
all the little rich boys they gettin’ paid
counting the toys and ducats they made
me i got a little half little chunk of dog shit
i’m a kill that fat bitch
santa claus is a fat bitch
he ate too much mcdonald’s
another year and i ain’t get shit
mrs claus
if i hear him land on my roof
fat fat bitch in the big red coat
i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth
4 shaggy dope
t’was the night before christmas and everything’s wack
not a creature stirring but a fucking rat
i ain’t hearin’ jingle bells i ain’t hearin’ nothin’
ain’t smelling no turkey sure as hell ain’t no stuffing
all night i prayed wished and prayed
that fat motherfucker would swing my way
and drop off soldiers and rubber balls
but i woke up and found some crusty old drawers
yep yep i knew it the shaft again
and again and again and again
every year i wake up to the same old shit
house empty no sign of the fat bitch
santa claus is a fat bitch
santa claus is a fat bitch
another year and i ain’t get shit
another year i ain’t get shit
if i hear him land on my roof
if i hear him land on my roof
i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth
santa claus is a fat bitch
santa claus is a fat bitch
another year and i ain’t get shit
i ain’t geet shiit
if i hear him land on my roof
rohoohoohoohoof
i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth
sample buck owens
he’s got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile
a bright red hat you can see for a mile
a bag full of goodies and a great big grin
here comes santa claus again
Artist: Insane Clown Posse
Year: 1997
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 415