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Santa’s A Fat Bitch Lyrics By Insane Clown Posse

    sleigh bells jingling ringtingtingling too
    horses horses horses horses
    sleigh bells jingling ringtingtingling
    gunshot

    violent j
    santa claus suck my balls
    drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
    dancer prancer vixen and cupid
    i’m a get stupid ha ha ha eh
    i sat around all night under the chimney
    holdin’ my sack like gimme gimme
    i know that he’s comin’ he’s comin’ he must
    lookin’ up nuthin but rust dust
    turn on my tv the very next day
    i see you’re gettin payed leadin’ the parade
    i’m that sniper on the building
    listen to my nine go click santa’s a fat bitch

    santa claus is a fat bitch
    santa claus the fat bastard
    another year and i ain’t get shit
    another year i ain’t get shit
    if i hear him land on my roof
    ooh my undertaker
    i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth

    shaggy dope
    yeah i got somthin’ to say about st nick
    fuck that ho he never brought shaggs shit
    no toys candy canes just a lump of coal
    so i eat it ’cause there ain’t nuttin in the cupboards
    so i’ll be quick quick and brief
    alls i need for christmas is my two front teeth
    i got mine kicked kicked out my mouth
    i need a few new ones could you help me out
    should’ve known i’d get the short end of the stick
    no kind of gift i didn’t get shit
    some say i was bad but that wasn’t it
    it’s all because santa was a fat bitch

    santa claus is a fat bitch
    santa fuck you and
    another year and i ain’t got shit
    another year i ain’t get shit
    if i hear him land on my roof
    biiitch you’re gonna die
    i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth

    interlude
    ohhoho don’t go that way rudolph that’s the ghetto
    hoho those boys and girls don’t deserve anything

    violent j
    santa claus santa claus where you been
    i see you got cookies and milk on your chin
    i guess you had time to collect your ends
    you always been down for your rich friends
    but rudolph he don’t bring his sleigh my way
    nothing but coal and dirt for little j
    i guess you couldn’t fit down my chimney shaft
    you need to lose some of that fat ass uh
    all the little rich boys they gettin’ paid
    counting the toys and ducats they made
    me i got a little half little chunk of dog shit
    i’m a kill that fat bitch

    santa claus is a fat bitch
    he ate too much mcdonald’s
    another year and i ain’t get shit
    mrs claus
    if i hear him land on my roof
    fat fat bitch in the big red coat
    i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth

    4 shaggy dope
    t’was the night before christmas and everything’s wack
    not a creature stirring but a fucking rat
    i ain’t hearin’ jingle bells i ain’t hearin’ nothin’
    ain’t smelling no turkey sure as hell ain’t no stuffing
    all night i prayed wished and prayed
    that fat motherfucker would swing my way
    and drop off soldiers and rubber balls
    but i woke up and found some crusty old drawers
    yep yep i knew it the shaft again
    and again and again and again
    every year i wake up to the same old shit
    house empty no sign of the fat bitch

    santa claus is a fat bitch
    santa claus is a fat bitch
    another year and i ain’t get shit
    another year i ain’t get shit
    if i hear him land on my roof
    if i hear him land on my roof
    i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth
    santa claus is a fat bitch
    santa claus is a fat bitch
    another year and i ain’t get shit
    i ain’t geet shiit
    if i hear him land on my roof
    rohoohoohoohoof
    i’m a bust your ass in the toohoohoohoohooth

    sample buck owens
    he’s got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile
    a bright red hat you can see for a mile
    a bag full of goodies and a great big grin
    here comes santa claus again

    Artist: Insane Clown Posse

    Year: 1997

    Decade: 90s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 415