kangol kid emd
yo emd
yeah what’s up man
there goes that girl they call roxanne she’s all stuck up
why do you say that
’cause she wouldn’t give a guy like me no rap
kangol kid
man she was walking down the street so i said hello
i’m kangol from utfo and she said so
and i said so baby don’t you know
i can sing rap and dance in just one show
’cause i’m kangol mr sophisticata
as far as i know ain’t nobody greater
from beginning to end and to beginning
i never lose because i’m all about winning
but if i was to lose i wouldn’t be upset
’cause i’m not a gambler i don’t bet
i don’t be in no casino and baby while you knizzow
that izzi is the grizzeat kizzangizzol
i thought she’d be impressed and give me devious rap
i thought i had her caught inside my sinister trap
i thought it’d be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that
i guess that’s what i get for thinking ain’t that right black
then trizzy to cizzome and see nizzumber wizzone
crizzew rizzockin’ tizzo a vizzan just like a gizzun
with a bang bang brother i feel bad
but i ain’t committing suicide for no crab
calling her a crab is just a figure of speech
’cause she’s an apple a pear a plum and a peach
i thought i had it in the palm of my hand
but man oh man if i was grand i’d bang roxanne
hook
roxanne roxanne can’t you understand
roxanne roxanne i wanna be your man
emd
yo kangol i don’t think that you’re dense
but you went about the matter with no experience
you should know she doesn’t need a guy like you
she needs a guy like me with a high iq
and she’ll take to my rap ’cause my rap’s the best
the educated rapper md will never fess
so when i met her i wasted no time
but stuck up roxanne paid me no mind
she thought my name was barry i told her it was gary
she said she didn’t like it so she chose to call me barry
she said she’d love to marry my baby she would carry
and if we had a baby we’d name the baby harry
her mother’s name is mary which is really quite contrary
her face is really hairy and you can say it’s scary
she lives in mt airy her father’s a fairy
his wife’s a secretary his son’s in military
they forced him to enlist i guess it wasn’t voluntary
his daughter’s name is sherry his sons are tom and jerry
jerry had the flu but it was only temporary
back in january or was it february
but every time i say this rhyme it makes me kinda weary
it’s only customary to give this commentary
some say it’s bad some say it’s legendary
you search it all you want try your local library
you’ll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionary
but do you know after all that
all i received was a pat on my back
kangol kid
that’s what you get it happened to me
ain’t that right mixmaster ice
hook
roxanne roxanne
roxanne roxanne
doctor ice
you thought you had her roped you thought you was cupid
but emd your rap was plain stupid
i know you’re educated but when will you learn
not all girls want to be involved with bookworms
you gotta be strong in a way she can’t resist
so educated rapper huh bust this
since she’s a new girl around the block
i had to let her know i was the debonair doc
i said i’d like to speak with you if i can
and if i’m correct i hear your name is roxanne
she said how’d you know my name i said it’s getting around
right now baby you’re the talk of the town
please let me walk you to the corner my rap will be brief
she said i’ve seen you before you look like a thief
i said me the doc a hood a rock
running ’round the street robbing people on the block
nah that’s not my style to crime i’m not related
as far as i’m concerned i’m too sophisticated
then it seemed i got through ’cause she cracked a smile
that let me know my rap was worth her while
she said you call yourself a doctor i said this is true
she said explain to me really what doctors must do
i said this is very rare ’cause i don’t say this every day
there’s a million medical skills a doctor displays
dermatology is treatment of the skin
infected and you’ll see me you will never again
there’s enthesiology ophthalmology
internal medicine and plastic surgery
orthopedic surgery and pathology
a disease caused by the change of the body
she said ooooh that’s very unique
gave me her number and kissed me on the cheek
she said she had to go but she’d be back by 8
told me call her at 9 to arrange a date
emd
did you take her to the beach
doctor ice
that’s what we planned
but she stood me up roxanne roxanne
hook
roxanne roxanne i wanna be your man
roxanne roxanne and here’s our gameplan
utfo
the beat is here so we will reveal it
and if you think it’s soft then roxanne feel it
beat boxing and scratching
Artist: Utfo
Year: 1985
Decade: 80s
Language: en
Word Count: 460