if you’ve ever been on television more than 5 times
describing what the tornadoes sounded like
you might be a redneck
if you’ve ever cut your grass and found a car
you might be a redneck
if your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade
you might be a redneck
if you’ve ever been too drunk to fish
if somebody asks to see your id and you show them your belt buckle
if every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a
yard sale
if you’ve ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend
your sister’s honor
you might be a redneck
if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain
you might be a redneck
they always make fun of the way i talk i keep telling them i said your gonna be
real surprised when you get into the habit in st petersburg and say
y’all get into the truck we goin up to the big house
if you’ve ever financed a tattoo
if you’ve ever made change in the offering plate
you might be a redneck
we have words in the south they don’t have in other parts of the country
now you come to the south we have words likeyu’nt to
we goin to the mall yu’nt to
what letter does that start with does anybody know
i like this word alotaight
that’s a word in texasaight
round lunch time every day you’ll hear somebody say
hey jeet yet naw dju yu’nt to aight
if you go to the family reunion to meet women
if you smoked during your wedding
you might be a redneck
and last but not least
if you see a sign that says say no to crack
and it reminds you to pull your jeans up
you might be a redneck
Artist: Jeff Foxworthy
Year: 1995
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 147