you know parents are the same no matter time nor place
they don’t understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
so to you other kids all across the land
there’s no need to argue parents just don’t understand
i remember one year
my mom took me school shopping
it was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister
all hopped in the car
we headed downtown to the gallery mall
my mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
i didn’t say nothing at first
i just turned up my nose
she said what’s wrong this shirt cost 0
i said mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar
the next half hour was the same old thing
my mother buying me clothes from 96
and then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
i asked her for adidas and she bought me zips
i said mom what are you doing you’re ruining my rep
she said you’re only sixteen you don’t have a rep yet
i said mom let’s put these clothes back please
she said no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show
i said this isn’t sha na na come on mom i’m not bowzer
mom please put back the bellbottom brady bunch trousers
but if you don’t want to i can live with that but
you gotta put back the doubleknit reversible slacks
she wasn’t moved everything stayed the same
inevitably the first day of school came
i thought i could get over i tried to play sick
but my mom said no no way uhuh forget it
there was nothing i could do i tried to relax
i got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
and when i walked into school it was just as i thought
the kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes mom bought
and those who weren’t laughing still had a ball
because they were pointing and whispering
as i walked down the hall
i got home and told my mom how my day went
she said if they were laughing you don’t need them
’cause they’re not good friends
for the next six hours i tried to explain to my mom
that i was gonna have to go through this about 00 more times
so to you all the kids all across the land
there’s no need to argue
parents just don’t understand
ohkay here’s the situation
my parents went away on a week’s vacation and
they left the keys to the brand new porsche
would they mind
umm well of course not
i’ll just take it for a little spin
and maybe show it off to a couple of friends
i’ll just cruise it around the neighborhood
well maybe i shouldn’t
yeah of course i should
pay attention here’s the thick of the plot
i pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
that’s when i saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
i picked up my car phone to perpetrate like i was talking
you should’ve seen this girl’s bodily dimensions
i honked my horn just to get her attention
she said was that for me
i said yeah
she said why
i said come on and take a ride with a helluva guy
she said how do i know you’re not sick
you could be some deranged lunatic
i said c’mon toots my name is the prince
besides would a lunatic have a porsche like this
she agreed and we were on our way
she was looking very good and so was i i must say word
we hit mcdonald’s pulled into the drive
we ordered two big macs and two large fries with cokes
she kicked her shoes off onto the floor
she said drive fast speed turns me on
she put her hand on my knee i put my foot on the gas
we almost got whiplash i took off so fast
the sunroof was open the music was high
and this girl’s hand was steadily moving up my thigh
she had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
i guess that’s why i didn’t notice that police car
we’re doing ninety in my mom’s new porsche
and to make this long story short short
when the cop pulled me over i was scared as hell
i said i don’t have a license but i drive very well officer
i almost had a heart attack that day
come to find out the girl was a twelveyearold runaway
i was arrested the car was impounded
there was no way for me to avoid being grounded
my parents had to come off from vacation to get me
i’d rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
my parents walked in
i got my grip i said ah mom dad how was your trip
they didn’t speak i said i want to plead my case
but my father just shoved me in the car by my face
that was a hard ride home i don’t know how i survived
they took turns one would beat me while the other was driving
i can’t believe it i just made a mistake
well parents are the same no matter time nor place
so to you other kids all across the land
take it from me parents just don’t understand
Artist: D J Jazzy Jeff The Fresh Prince
Year: 1988
Decade: 80s
Language: en
Word Count: 429