i work down at the pizza pit
and i drive an old hyundai
i still live with my mom and dad
i’m 5′ and overweight
i’m a scifi fanatic
mild asthmatic
never been to nd base
but there’s a whole nother me
that you need to see
go check out myspace
cause online i’m out in hollywood
i’m 6’5 and i look damn good
i drive a maserati
i’m a black belt in karate
and i love a good glass of wine
it turns girls on that i’m mysterious
i tell ’em i don’t want nothing serious
cause even on a slow day i can have a three way
chat with two women at one time
i’m so much cooler online
so much cooler online
4
i get home i kiss my mom
and she fixes me a snack
i head down to my basement bedroom
and fire up my mac
5
in real life the only time i
ever even been to la
was when i got the chance with the marching band
to play tuba in the rose parade
6
online i live in malibu
i posed for calvin kline i’ve been in gq
i’m single and i’m rich
and i got a set of six pack abs that’ll blow your mind
it turns girls on that i’m mysterious
i tell ’em i don’t want nothing serious
cause even on a slow day i can have a three way
chat with two women at one time
i’m so much cooler online
so much cooler online
7
when you got my kinda stats it’s hard to get a date
let alone a real girlfriend
but i grow another foot
and i lose a bunch of weight everytime i log in
8
online i’m out in hollywood
i’m 6’5 and i look damn good
even on a slow day i can have a three way
chat with two women at one time
9
i’m so much cooler online
yeah i’m cooler online
i’m so much cooler online
yeah i’m cooler online
Artist: Brad Paisley
Year: 2007
Decade: 00s
Language: en
Word Count: 204