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Normal Lyrics By Eminem

    illa illa illa
    yo how do i keep
    man i don’t know whats up with these hoes man
    gettin’ in relationships like this
    i’m just sayin
    maybe it says somethin’ about me
    yeah yup
    should i look in the mirror

    i just want you to be normal
    why can’t you bitches be normal
    always gotta be so extra
    why you always need a lecture
    my ex hates to talk she’s a texter
    even when i’m in bed layin’ right next to her
    wants to get back together
    said not ’til she gets her act together

    she thinks i’m bein mean and now
    she starts to scream and shout
    shes about to let the demons out
    she don’t wanna see me with other females out
    i tell the bitch to beat it take the scenic route
    she retaliates by tryin to leave the house
    in an evening gown with her cleavage out
    we’ve been down this road too many times for me to count
    and all i can think is how

    i just want you to be normal
    why can’t you bitches be normal
    always gotta be so extra
    like a fuckin’ terrestrial
    i guess it comes with the territory
    my ex girl she just declared war
    therefore i better prepare for it
    i guess bein weird’s normal

    and i don’t know what’s got a hold of me
    most notably i’ve been zonin’ to jodeci
    i’m totally open hopelessly devoted
    so much so that i bet you she don’t even know that she’s
    the first thing i think of when i wake up
    and the last thing i think of ‘fore i go to sleep
    sike hope she don’t notice me goin’ through her purse
    i know she cheats so do i i’m soulless she’s heartless
    no wonder we’re partners
    both got hundreds of charges
    domestic disputes but we’ve always
    swept it under the carpet
    even when 9 gets the call that
    i slipped up and busted her jaw with
    a louisville slugger ’cause alls it
    really does is make our love
    for each other grow stronger
    she won me over the second she tried to run me over
    told her i’d keep it a hun’ we over
    kicked her out called her back now she’s coming over
    but why is she so wicked
    and how the fuck did i get so twisted
    up with someone so unlikable and shifty
    we’re like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
    ignitable liquids but i’m finally seeing
    she’s only mine for the time being
    that’s why i keep bringin’ up that one time she
    tried to twotime me
    and throw it up in her face ’til i dry heave
    how could i be so naive
    should i leave or turn this entire evening
    into a motherfucking crime scene
    maybe i’m just too ugly to compete with him
    you weren’t s’posed to agree you fucking bitch
    ‘specially when you’re the one cheated first
    now the argument immediately becomes heated
    you don’t want me to flip little conceited cunt
    eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita
    slut treat it just like a drum beat it
    complete it and once you’ve succeeded repeat it

    i love you but i hope you fuckin’ die though
    in our business your friends like to pry so
    you’ve got ’em all under cover just like moles
    hopin’ they’ll come back with intel
    but i’m the one who’s thrown into the spiral
    ’cause now the roles are reversed so here i go
    thinkin’ i’m sly as i scroll through your iphone
    who the fuck’s milo
    the guy at work who drives a hilo
    i put a tracking device on your chrysler
    and follow you while you drive home
    but like a cyclone i just got my disguise blown
    you recognize me and had milo flip me off
    right out the passenger side window beepbeep
    i hit a light pole you skirt off
    and then pull up at 5 am in the drive in a stretched white limo
    stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with milo’s demo
    but like a drunk bum what do i know
    let’s sleep on it like they did revival
    i told you you’re the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole

    just wanna be normal
    why can’t you be normal yeah
    i just wanna be normal
    why can’t you be normal

    Artist: Eminem

    Year: 2018

    Decade: 10s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 360