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My Band Lyrics By D12

    eminem
    i don’t know dude
    i think everybody’s all jealous and shit
    cause i’m like the lead singer of the band dude
    and i think everybody’s got a fucking problem with me dude
    and they need to take it up with me after the show because

    eminem
    these chicks don’t even know the name of my band
    but they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
    cause once i blow they know that i’ll be the man
    all because i’m the lead singer of my band

    eminem
    so i get off stage right drop the mic
    walk up to these hot chicks and i’m all like
    sup ladies my name’s slim shady
    i’m the lead singer of d baby
    they’re all like oh my god it’s him
    becky oh my fucking god it’s eminem
    i swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock
    please marshall please let me suck your cock
    now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
    especially when i drop the beat and do my a capellas
    all the chicks start yelling all the hot babes
    throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
    so like every single night they pick a fight with me
    but when we fight it’s kinda like sibling rivalry
    cause they’re back on stage the next night with me
    dude i just think they’re tryna steal the light from me
    yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
    cause i told him jessica alba’s my wifetobe
    this rock star shit is the life for me
    and all the other guys just despise me because these

    eminem
    these chicks don’t even know the name of my band
    but they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
    cause once i blow they know that i’ll be the man
    all because i’m the lead singer of my band

    post eminem
    my band my band
    my band my band
    my band my band
    my band my band
    my band
    baby yeah

    refrain eminem swifty mcvay
    alright alright alright give me the mic man
    okay dawg givecome on
    dude
    give me this mic
    ow dude

    swifty mcvay kon artis
    you just wanna see a nigga backwards don’t you uhhuh
    adat how come we don’t rap on pro tools god dang
    smash these vocals and do a performance
    but we in the van uhhuh and he in a tour bus ha
    you don’t want my autograph you’s a liar
    and no i’m swift oh i thought you were kuniva come on
    and what the hell is wrong with our dressing room
    cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal
    see i know how to rap uhhuh it’s simple but
    all i did was read a russell simmons book yeah
    so i’m more intact tryin’ to get on the map
    doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

    kuniva kon artis eminem
    look at em’s little punk ass thinking he the shit
    yeah i know man by himself taking all the flicks
    hey i thought we had an interview with dj clue
    no i had an interview not you two
    you gon’ be late for soundcheck man i ain’t going to soundcheck
    and our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
    you know what man i’ma say somethin’
    ayo em you got somethin’ to say man nuttin’
    i thought you was about to tell him off man wassup
    man i’ma tell him when i feel like it man shut up
    and you ain’t even back me up and we supposed to be crew
    man i was about to talk right after you i swear
    aww man whatever i swear man

    eminem
    these chicks don’t even know the name of my band
    but they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
    cause once i blow they know that i’ll be the man
    all because i’m the lead singer of my band

    4 proof eminem kon artis
    they say the lead singers rock but the group does not
    went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
    how i’m gon’ let the world know that proof is hot
    i should cut his mic off when the music starts
    ayo ready to snap on a dumbass fan
    every time i hear hey dude i love your band
    we ain’t a band bitch we don’t play instruments
    so why he get 90 and we only get 0 percent
    and these guys acting funny every area code
    proof carry my bag bitch carry your own
    can’t make it to the stage security in my way
    who the fuck are you where’s obie and dre

    5 bizarre
    god damn it i’m sick of this group fuck d
    time for me to go and make some loot yeah
    i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps
    ’til kon artis slipped me some crack take this
    lose yourself video i was in the back
    superman video uh i was in the back hahaha
    for the media i got some suggestions
    fuck marshall ask us some questions
    like who is d how we get started
    but what about eminem bitch are you retarded
    anyway i’m the popularest guy in the group
    bigass stomach bitches think i’m cute hey sexy
    50 told me to do situps to get buff
    did two and a half and couldn’t get up
    fuck d i’m outta this band
    i’m ’bout to start a group with the real roxanne

    eminem bizarre
    girl why can’t you see you’re the only one for me
    and it just tears my ass apart
    to know that you don’t know my name

    refrain bizarre
    man fuck this

    bizarre
    these chicks don’t even know the name of my band haha
    but they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands fuck marshall
    cause once i blow i know that i’ll be the man yeah
    all because i’m the new singer

    post eminem bizarre
    my band my band your band
    my band my band our band your band
    my band my band you man you man
    my band my band my band roxanne shanté you lesbian
    yeah hey y’all the hardest boy band in the world d

    eminem
    i’m the lead singer of my band
    i get all the girls to take off their underpants
    i’m the lead singer of my band
    my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
    my salsa woah woah woah
    look out for my next single it’s called my salsa
    my salsa salsa salsa salsa
    my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
    and take off their underpants
    my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
    and take off their underpants
    my salsa
    where’d everybody go

    Artist: D12

    Year: 2004

    Decade: 00s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 610