eminem
i don’t know dude
i think everybody’s all jealous and shit
cause i’m like the lead singer of the band dude
and i think everybody’s got a fucking problem with me dude
and they need to take it up with me after the show because
eminem
these chicks don’t even know the name of my band
but they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
cause once i blow they know that i’ll be the man
all because i’m the lead singer of my band
eminem
so i get off stage right drop the mic
walk up to these hot chicks and i’m all like
sup ladies my name’s slim shady
i’m the lead singer of d baby
they’re all like oh my god it’s him
becky oh my fucking god it’s eminem
i swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock
please marshall please let me suck your cock
now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
especially when i drop the beat and do my a capellas
all the chicks start yelling all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
so like every single night they pick a fight with me
but when we fight it’s kinda like sibling rivalry
cause they’re back on stage the next night with me
dude i just think they’re tryna steal the light from me
yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
cause i told him jessica alba’s my wifetobe
this rock star shit is the life for me
and all the other guys just despise me because these
eminem
these chicks don’t even know the name of my band
but they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
cause once i blow they know that i’ll be the man
all because i’m the lead singer of my band
post eminem
my band my band
my band my band
my band my band
my band my band
my band
baby yeah
refrain eminem swifty mcvay
alright alright alright give me the mic man
okay dawg givecome on
dude
give me this mic
ow dude
swifty mcvay kon artis
you just wanna see a nigga backwards don’t you uhhuh
adat how come we don’t rap on pro tools god dang
smash these vocals and do a performance
but we in the van uhhuh and he in a tour bus ha
you don’t want my autograph you’s a liar
and no i’m swift oh i thought you were kuniva come on
and what the hell is wrong with our dressing room
cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal
see i know how to rap uhhuh it’s simple but
all i did was read a russell simmons book yeah
so i’m more intact tryin’ to get on the map
doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back
kuniva kon artis eminem
look at em’s little punk ass thinking he the shit
yeah i know man by himself taking all the flicks
hey i thought we had an interview with dj clue
no i had an interview not you two
you gon’ be late for soundcheck man i ain’t going to soundcheck
and our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
you know what man i’ma say somethin’
ayo em you got somethin’ to say man nuttin’
i thought you was about to tell him off man wassup
man i’ma tell him when i feel like it man shut up
and you ain’t even back me up and we supposed to be crew
man i was about to talk right after you i swear
aww man whatever i swear man
eminem
these chicks don’t even know the name of my band
but they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
cause once i blow they know that i’ll be the man
all because i’m the lead singer of my band
4 proof eminem kon artis
they say the lead singers rock but the group does not
went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
how i’m gon’ let the world know that proof is hot
i should cut his mic off when the music starts
ayo ready to snap on a dumbass fan
every time i hear hey dude i love your band
we ain’t a band bitch we don’t play instruments
so why he get 90 and we only get 0 percent
and these guys acting funny every area code
proof carry my bag bitch carry your own
can’t make it to the stage security in my way
who the fuck are you where’s obie and dre
5 bizarre
god damn it i’m sick of this group fuck d
time for me to go and make some loot yeah
i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps
’til kon artis slipped me some crack take this
lose yourself video i was in the back
superman video uh i was in the back hahaha
for the media i got some suggestions
fuck marshall ask us some questions
like who is d how we get started
but what about eminem bitch are you retarded
anyway i’m the popularest guy in the group
bigass stomach bitches think i’m cute hey sexy
50 told me to do situps to get buff
did two and a half and couldn’t get up
fuck d i’m outta this band
i’m ’bout to start a group with the real roxanne
eminem bizarre
girl why can’t you see you’re the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart
to know that you don’t know my name
refrain bizarre
man fuck this
bizarre
these chicks don’t even know the name of my band haha
but they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands fuck marshall
cause once i blow i know that i’ll be the man yeah
all because i’m the new singer
post eminem bizarre
my band my band your band
my band my band our band your band
my band my band you man you man
my band my band my band roxanne shanté you lesbian
yeah hey y’all the hardest boy band in the world d
eminem
i’m the lead singer of my band
i get all the girls to take off their underpants
i’m the lead singer of my band
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
my salsa woah woah woah
look out for my next single it’s called my salsa
my salsa salsa salsa salsa
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
and take off their underpants
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
and take off their underpants
my salsa
where’d everybody go
Artist: D12
Year: 2004
Decade: 00s
Language: en
Word Count: 610