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Mr. Jaws Lyrics By Dickie Goodman

    we are here on the beach
    where a giant shark has just eaten a girl swimmer
    well mr jaws how was it
    dynomite
    and what did she say when you grabbed her
    please mister please

    i know sharks are stupid
    but what did you think when you took that first bite
    how sweet it is
    mr jaws before you swim out to sea
    have you anything else to say
    why can’t we be friends
    why can’t we be friends

    with me now is the local sheriff
    sheriff brody the shark will be back for lunch
    what do you intend to do
    do a little dance
    make a little love
    get down tonight

    just arriving is oceanographer matt hooper
    sir if someone is attacked by a shark
    what should they do
    do the hustle

    we are going aboard the fishing boat of captain quint
    captain will you be able to catch this giant shark
    i will i will i will
    thank you captain captain
    i will i will i will
    captain captain
    when you catch one of these sharks
    what do you feel like
    like a rhinestone cowboy

    we’ve just sighted the shark again
    he’s coming straight for us
    captain quint is shouting
    something at him
    get you baby
    one of these nights

    hey jaws the captain says he’s going to catch you
    what do you think of that
    jive talking
    uhoh
    here he comes again
    they’ve hit him
    mr jaws why doesn’t anything seem to hurt you
    big boys don’t cry
    big boys don’t cry

    he’s coming
    right onto the boat
    mr jaws why are you grabbing my hand
    wouldn’t you give your hand to a friend
    no wait mr jaws
    that’s not the way this record is supposed to end
    help help
    glub glub

    Artist: Dickie Goodman

    Year: 1975

    Decade: 70s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 146