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Monsters’ Holiday Lyrics By Bobby Boris Pickett And The Crypt Kickers

    t’was the night before christmas when all through the castle
    my monsters were having a yuletide hassle
    the tree was all trimmed in ghoulish things
    like werewolf fangs and vampire wings

    it was a monster’s holiday
    but they were up to no good
    it was a monster’s holiday
    didn’t act like good monsters should
    it was a monster’s holiday
    they found themselves a new play
    it was a monster’s holiday
    they planned to rob santa’s sleigh

    they were making a list and checking it twice
    frankenstein wanted a shiny new trike
    a new chain for janos a brace for igor’s back
    a speed shaver for wolfman a new cape for drac

    monster’s holiday
    they were up to no good
    it was a monster’s holiday
    didn’t act like good monsters should
    it was a monster’s holiday
    they found themselves a new play
    it was a monster’s holiday
    they planned to rob santa’s sleigh

    the mummy was to signal from the castle roof
    at the very first sound of a reindeer hoof
    as santa slid down the chimney wall
    the zombies were to make off with sleigh and all

    from beyond the moat there arose such a clatter
    i jumped to the window to see what was the matter
    like a bolt of lightning it happened so quick
    and there in our midst stood old saint nick

    he began to dig down deep in his sack
    and came up with the traction for igor’s back
    drac got his cape frankie’s trike made him behave
    even wolfman was happy now he can shave

    monster’s holiday
    and all ended well
    it was a monster’s holiday
    and santa was really swell
    it was a monster’s holiday
    no need to rob santa’s sack
    it was a monster’s holiday
    maybe next year he’ll come back

    so the children everywhere were spared the grief
    of losing their presents to a monster sleigh thief
    now the monsters love santa and say they’ll behave
    and never again rob sleighs or graves

    monster’s holiday
    igor what do you think of santa now
    it was a monster’s holiday
    santa good
    it was a monster’s holiday
    what was that he said as he drove out of sight
    it was a monster’s holiday
    hohohohohoho
    on dasher on dancer on prancer and vixen
    merry christmas to all and to all a good night
    on comet on cupid on donner and blitzen

    jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
    oh what fun it is to ride in a onewolf open sleigh
    well dashing through the snow
    where is that reindeer with the red nose
    on donner on blitzen on dancer and vixen

    Artist: Bobby Boris Pickett And The Crypt Kickers

    Year: 1962

    Decade: 60s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 222