prince
miscellaneous
if a girl answers don’t hang up
brenda how are we gonna get the party
call up jimmy he’s got a car
and what if a girl answers
hang up
hang up nothin’ jimmy says i was his girl
honey don’t u know everyone’s jimmy’s girl
brenda i know better than anybody
well if a girl answers don’t hang up just talk about her
yes
hello this is vanity
is jimmy home
yes but he’s taking a shower
oh i see
did he just take out the trash
no that’s somethin’ he use do
now he’s taking out me
oh i see
well tell ’em he left his pants over here last night
that’s ok u keep ’em
he won’t be needin’ ’em night
oh what’s the matter
is he going swimming
why no we was gonna go
but he said he did that last night
well sugar i know about a great party
why don’t u bring us your car
so sorry baby but i never go singles’ bars
singles is that what u think
tramp i’m datin’ your dad
oh he died about 7 years back
now ain’t that just bad
well that’s how we like ’em tall stiff and ready
that’s positively more than i can say 4 dead jimmy
that’s because he was swallowin’ vitamin e
now he’s swallowin’ me
oh u mean u were swallowin’ him
why don’t u just tie a mattress your back
i’m gonna need it cuz if i ever see your face
i’m gonna fall and have a heart attack
all that’s gonna fall is the wig off your head
now what u think about that
i think i’d rather wear a wig
than run a motel 4 roaches ants and lice
dogs and cats in my hat
hey that’s goin’ far
here give me the phone
hey tramp take a bath in puke
what’s more u can kiss where the sun don’t shine
if that don’t work we can duke
u see the only kinda man that would play with u
is one that plays with himself
none of my friends could stand the sight of u
much less the smell
and if i weren’t a lady i’d take my money
and buy u a brand new face
then i’d take my underwear and stick it in your mouth
and u’d love it cuz u got no taste
and if that don’t work call back your dead daddy
and show him what u look like now
honey i’d bet he never come back
cuz u one ugly cow oohwee
girl u tell your boyfriend jimmy he can go and get hit by a car
cuz as far as i see it he can’t afford bite the beat of this star
there’s things we can’t stand
one’s a jive talk man
the other’s a jive talk man with no money
can u dig it
click
if a girl answers don’t hang up x4
don’t hang up x8
if a girl answers don’t hang up don’t hang up x
don’t hang up repeat fade
Artist: Prince And The N P G
Year: 1992
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 296