i finally made it through med school
somehow i made it through
i’m just an intern
i still make a mistake or two
i was last in my class
barely passed at the institute
now i’m trying to avoid yeah i’m trying to avoid
a malpractice suit
hey like a surgeon
cuttin’ for the very first time
like a surgeon
organ transplants are my line
better give me all your gauze nurse
this patient’s fading fast
complications have set in
don’t know how long he’ll last
let me see that iv
here we go time to operate
i’ll pull his insides out pull his insides out
and see what he ate
like a surgeon hey
cuttin’ for the very first time
like a surgeon
here’s a waiver for you to sign
woe woe woe
it’s a fact i’m a quack
the disgrace of the ama
cause my patients die yeah my patients die
before they can pay
like a surgeon hey
cuttin’ for the very first time
like a surgeon
got your kidneys on my mind
like a surgeon ooh like a surgeon
when i reach inside
with my scalpel and my forceps and retractors
oh oh oh oh woe oh
ooh baby yeah
i can hear your heartbeat
for the very last time
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Year: 1985
Decade: 80s
Language: en
Word Count: 123