sitting on a truffet puffing on the best cut buds
trying to get butt from miss muffet
me and teddy ruxpin sturring up a ruckus
egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins
suck a dick butkus chumps can’t funk with the punk kids
ash roth be the king of the blumpkins
any tim duncan spur of the moment
let the whole world know i run shit jump ship quick
tell a friend that i’m dumb sick
spit fungus that’ll grow from a dung trip
twist to a front flip son that was some trick
watch all the dumb chicks hump when i bump this
kinda like the blonde bob saget ash can get nasty
pass me a blunt and some captain
chilling with an ashley heading to the mall
sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
doormatted whore with your words heard that before
poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
walk in my shoes for a few you gonna need it
yeah get your wii fit to practice your frees with
need a few weeks before you can compete with
razor ramon flow oh so sharp
you can take kapowski i’mma take lark on my gokart
mario kart skills are outrageous
play me anyday and i’ll be the best racist
wait no erase it meant to say racer
traded in my cell phone for a new pager
take off your bluetooth now dot com
i’m at the grocery store with hot moms
about thirty five with at least two kids
we can makeout while my friend baby sits
all up in your fridge eating leftover shit
tuna sandwich butterscotch krimpets
cheetos be my choice of chip
i enjoy for a bit take a sip from my ssips and split
roll that j up is it rolled
yeah roll it up uhh
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hair like a troll doll basketball shorts on
yeah i’m a dork but i’m still holding court
ball up baller y’all take too long to get dolled up
give a fuck if i look like i just woke up
who am i trying to impress honey in the sun dress
with the breasts luscious just sent me a text
omg you’re the beest
if you’re trying to have sex i’m the best at it
Artist: Asher Roth
Year: 2009
Decade: 00s
Language: en
Word Count: 223