down down down
down down down
down down down
down okay
guess who’s back back again
shady’s back tell a friend
now everyone report to the dance floor
to the dance floor to the dance floor
now everyone report to the dance floor
alright stop pajama time
come here little kiddies on my lap
guess who’s back with a brand new rap
and i don’t mean rap as in a new case
of child molestation accusations
ahahahahah no worries
papa’s got a brand new bag of toys
what else could i possibly do to make noise
i done touched on everything but little boys
and that’s not a stab at michael
that’s just a metaphor i’m just psycho
i go a little bit crazy sometimes
i get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
good god dip do a little slide
bend down touch your toes and just glide
up the center of the dance floor
like tp for my bunghole
and it’s cool if you let one go
nobody’s gonna know who’d hear it
give a little pootpoot it’s okay
oops my cd just skipped
and everyone just heard you let one rip
now i’m gonna make you dance
it’s your chance yeah boy shake that ass
whoops i mean girl girl girl girl
girl you know you’re my world
alright now lose it ahahahahah
just lose it ahahahahah
go crazy ahahahahah
oh baby ahah oh baby baby ahah
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well it’s friday and it’s my day
just to party all the way ’til sunday
maybe ’til monday i don’t know what day
every day’s just a holiday
cruisin’ on the freeway feelin’ kinda breezy
let the top down and my hair blow
i don’t know where i’m goin’ all i know is
when i get there someone’s gonna touch my body
‘scuse me miss i don’t mean to sound like a jerk
but i’m feelin’ just a little stressed out from work
could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
spit on me maybe gouge my eyes out yeah
now what’s your name girl what’s your sign
man you must be up out your mind
dre ahah beer goggles blind
i’m just tryin’ to unwind now i’m
now i’m gonna make you dance
it’s your chance yeah boy shake that ass
whoops i mean girl girl girl girl
girl you know you’re my world
alright now lose it ahahahahah
just lose it ahahahahah
go crazy ahahahahah
oh baby ahah oh baby baby ahah
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well it’s tuesday and i’m locked up
i’m in jail and i don’t know what happened
they say i was runnin’ buttnaked
down the street screamin’ ahahahah
your honor i’m sorry i don’t remember
all i know is this much i’m not guilty
they said save it boy we got you on tape
yellin’ at an old lady to touch my body
now this is the part where the rap breaks down
it gets real intense no one makes a sound
everything looks like it’s 8 mile now
the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
now snap back to reality look it’s b rabbit
yo you signed me up to battle i’m a grown man
chubbachubbachubbachubbachubbachubbachubby
i don’t have any lines to go right here so chubbateletubby
fellas what fellas what
grab your left nut make your right one jealous what
black girls white girls skinny girls fat girls
tall girls small girls i’m calling all girls
everyone report to the dance floor
it’s your chance for a little romance or
butt squeezin’ it’s the season
just go ahahahah so appeasin’
now i’m gonna make you dance
it’s your chance yeah boy shake that ass
whoops i mean girl girl girl girl
girl you know you’re my world
alright now lose it ahahahahah
just lose it ahahahahah
go crazy ahahahahah
oh baby ahah oh baby baby ahah
touch my body
touch my body
oh boy just touch my body
i mean girl just touch my body
Artist: Eminem
Year: 2004
Decade: 00s
Language: en
Word Count: 402