have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
but a year to make love she wanted you to wait
let me tell a story of my situation
i was talkin’ to this girl from the us nation
the way that i met her was on tour at a concert
she had long hair and a short miniskirt
i just got on stage drippin’ pourin’ with sweat
i was walkin’ through the crowd and guess who i met
i whispered in her ear come to the picture booth
so i can ask you some questions to see if ya hundred proof
i asked her her name she said blahblahblah
she had 90 pants and a very big bra
i took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
i said how do you like the show she said i was very amused
i started throwin’ bass she started throwin’ back midrange
but when i sprung the question she acted kind of strange
then when i asked do ya have a man she tried to pretend
she said no i don’t i only have a friend
come on
i’m not even goin’ for it this is what i’m goin’ sing
you you got what i need
but you say he’s just a friend
and you say he’s just a friend oh baby
you got what i need
but you say he’s just a friend
but you say he’s just a friend oh baby
you got what i need
but you say he’s just a friend
but you say he’s just a friend
so i took blahblah’s word for it at this time
i thought just havin’ a friend couldn’t be no crime
’cause i have friends and that’s a fact
like agnes agatha germaine and jack
forget about that let’s go into the story
about a girl named blahblahblah that adored me
so we started talkin’ gettin’ familiar
spendin’ a lot of time so we can build a
relationship or some understanding
how it’s gonna be in the future we was plannin’
everything sounded so dandy and sweet
i had no idea i was in for a treat
after this was established everything was cool
the tour was over and she went back to school
i called every day to see how she was doin’
every time that i called her it seemed somethin’ was brewin’
i called her room a guy picked up but then i called again
i say yo who was that oh he’s just a friend
don’t gimme that don’t even gimme that
jus’ bust this
you you got what i need
but you say he’s just a friend
and you say he’s just a friend oh baby
you got what i need
but you say he’s just a friend
but you say he’s just a friend oh baby
you got what i need
but you say he’s just a friend
but you say he’s just a friend
so i came to her college on a surprise visit
to see my girl that was so exquisite
it was a school day i knew she was there
the first semester of the school year
i went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
this guy made me fill out a visitor’s form
he told me where it was and i was on my way
to see my baby doll i was happy to say
i arrived in front of the dormitory
yo could you tell me where is door three
they showed me where it was for the moment
i didn’t know i was in for such an event
so i came to her room and opened the door
oh snap guess what i saw
a fella tonguekissin’ my girl in her mouth
i was so in shock my heart went down south
so please listen to the message that i send
don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
Artist: Biz Markie
Year: 1990
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 289