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Johnny Can’t Read Lyrics By Don Henley

    football baseball basketball games
    drinkin’ beer kickin’ ass and takin’ down names
    with the top down getaround shootin’ the line
    summer is here and johnny’s feelin’ fine

    but johnny can’t read
    summer is over and he’s gone to seed
    johnny can’t read
    he never learned nothin’ that he’ll ever need

    well johnny can dance and johnny can love
    johnny can push and johnny can shove
    johnny can hang out johnny can talk tough
    johnny can get down and johnny can throw up

    but johnny can’t read
    summer is over and he’s gone to seed
    you know that johnny can’t read
    he never learned nothin’ that he’ll ever need
    well is it teacher’s fault oh no
    is it mommy’s fault oh no
    is it society’s fault oh no
    well is it johnny’s fault ohhhhh nooooo

    couple years later johnny’s on the run
    johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun
    well he went and did something that he shouldn’t
    oughta done
    fbi on his tail
    use a gungo to jail
    but johnny can’t read
    summer is over and he’s gone to seed
    you know that johnny can’t read
    he never learned nothin’ that he’ll ever need
    well is is teacher’s fault oh no
    is it mommie’s fault oh no
    is it the president’s fault oh no
    well is it johnny’s fault ohhhhh nooooo

    johnny can dance and johnny can love
    johnny can push and johnny can shove
    johnny can pinball johnny can talk tough
    johnny can get down and johnny can throw up

    well recess is over
    recess is over

    sitcoms ta
    johnny’s mind is blown away
    cop shows horror flicks
    johnny’s brain is full of bricks
    rock show video
    boob tube rubik’s cube
    game fools sunday school
    gain fans gobble gangs
    wonka wonka wonka
    there’s a new kid in town

    Artist: Don Henley

    Year: 1982

    Decade: 80s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 192