spoken the lonely island secretary michael bolton
guys michael bolton is here
oh great send him in
hey guys
hey hi thanks for coming
sorry i’m late i just got caught up watching the pirates of the caribbean marathon have you seen those things
oh yeah yeah those are those are great
well i checked out the track and i loved it and i wrote you this big sexy hook i think you’re gonna really dig
oh wow that’s great you wanna just lay it down
boys lets get to it
sung andy michael bolton
here we go
uh lonely island michael bolton
yeah
the night starts now
together on the track
the boys are back
the night starts now
andy michael bolton
the night starts now baby roll with us
chickies snapping at the neck when we rolling up rolling up
club front doors ain’t no holding up yeah
black card at the bar like i gives a fuck come on
jorma michael bolton
ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
fuck the fellas looking jealous play that back and get wet yeah yeah
three pound at my waist shank in my sock oh
you either get cut get stuffed or get shot
michael bolton andy
this is the tale of captain jack sparrow
a pirate so brave on the seven seas what
a mystical quest to the isle of tortuga
raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
akiva michael bolton
yeah that was kind of weird but we’re back in the club
buying up the bar so the groupies show us love keira knightley
motherfucking iceman i’m the top gunner
heater on blast i’m the number one stunner jack sparrow
4 andy michael bolton
watch your girl because i ain’t your mr nice guy
more like the meet you take you home and fuck you twice guy yeah yeah
all dressed up with nowhere to run
that’s know i make you feel crazy when i now back to the good part
michael bolton andy jorma akiva
from the day he was born he yearned for adventure no
oh captain jack yeah giving them whatfor
he’s the pauper of the surf uh huh the jester of tortuga
but in davy jones’ locker what lies in store yeah we’ve seen the movie
andy jorma michael bolton
put your hands in the air and say hell yeah come on
captain jack what johnny depp no
from the front to the back say we count stacks come on
davy jones nope giant squid wrong
interlude akiva michael bolton andy
michael bolton we’re really gonna need you to focus up
roger that let me try with another film wait
michael bolton andy akiva jorma
life is a box of chocolates and my name is forrest gump not better
though i’m not the sharpest tool in the shed i give jenny all my love come on
okay then i’m a legal aide erin brockovich is my name oh god
then you can call me scarface snortin’ mountains of cocaine
close enough
interlude michael bolton
you cockroaches wanna play rough
okay i’m reloaded ha ha
michael bolton akiva
this is the tale of tony montana this is the tale
cubano flame with miamian guns take it home
got a basehead wife yeah her womb is polluted woo
this whole town’s a pussy just waiting to get fucked to get fucked whoa
andy michael bolton
okay it turns out michael bolton is a major cinephile
you complete me
yeah yeah okay
Artist: The Lonely Island Featuring Michael Bolton
Year: 2011
Decade: 10s
Language: en
Word Count: 377