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Jack Sparrow Lyrics By The Lonely Island Featuring Michael Bolton

    spoken the lonely island secretary michael bolton
    guys michael bolton is here
    oh great send him in
    hey guys
    hey hi thanks for coming
    sorry i’m late i just got caught up watching the pirates of the caribbean marathon have you seen those things
    oh yeah yeah those are those are great
    well i checked out the track and i loved it and i wrote you this big sexy hook i think you’re gonna really dig
    oh wow that’s great you wanna just lay it down
    boys lets get to it

    sung andy michael bolton
    here we go
    uh lonely island michael bolton
    the night starts now
    together on the track
    the boys are back
    the night starts now

    andy michael bolton
    the night starts now baby roll with us
    chickies snapping at the neck when we rolling up rolling up
    club front doors ain’t no holding up yeah
    black card at the bar like i gives a fuck come on

    jorma michael bolton
    ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
    fuck the fellas looking jealous play that back and get wet yeah yeah
    three pound at my waist shank in my sock oh
    you either get cut get stuffed or get shot

    michael bolton andy
    this is the tale of captain jack sparrow
    a pirate so brave on the seven seas what
    a mystical quest to the isle of tortuga
    raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

    akiva michael bolton
    yeah that was kind of weird but we’re back in the club
    buying up the bar so the groupies show us love keira knightley
    motherfucking iceman i’m the top gunner
    heater on blast i’m the number one stunner jack sparrow

    4 andy michael bolton
    watch your girl because i ain’t your mr nice guy
    more like the meet you take you home and fuck you twice guy yeah yeah
    all dressed up with nowhere to run
    that’s know i make you feel crazy when i now back to the good part

    michael bolton andy jorma akiva
    from the day he was born he yearned for adventure no
    oh captain jack yeah giving them whatfor
    he’s the pauper of the surf uh huh the jester of tortuga
    but in davy jones’ locker what lies in store yeah we’ve seen the movie

    andy jorma michael bolton
    put your hands in the air and say hell yeah come on
    captain jack what johnny depp no
    from the front to the back say we count stacks come on
    davy jones nope giant squid wrong

    interlude akiva michael bolton andy
    michael bolton we’re really gonna need you to focus up
    roger that let me try with another film wait

    michael bolton andy akiva jorma
    life is a box of chocolates and my name is forrest gump not better
    though i’m not the sharpest tool in the shed i give jenny all my love come on
    okay then i’m a legal aide erin brockovich is my name oh god
    then you can call me scarface snortin’ mountains of cocaine
    close enough

    interlude michael bolton
    you cockroaches wanna play rough
    okay i’m reloaded ha ha

    michael bolton akiva
    this is the tale of tony montana this is the tale
    cubano flame with miamian guns take it home
    got a basehead wife yeah her womb is polluted woo
    this whole town’s a pussy just waiting to get fucked to get fucked whoa

    andy michael bolton
    okay it turns out michael bolton is a major cinephile
    you complete me
    yeah yeah okay

    Artist: The Lonely Island Featuring Michael Bolton

    Year: 2011

    Decade: 10s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 377