produced by dr dre
i was born with a dick in my brain yeah fucked in the head
my stepfather said that i sucked in the bed
’til one night he snuck in and said
we’re going out back i want my dick sucked in the shed
can’t we just play with teddy ruxpin instead
after i fuck you in the butt get some head
bust a nut get some rest the next day my mother said
i don’t know what the fuck’s up with this kid
the bastard won’t even eat nothing he’s fed
he just hung himself in the bedroom he’s dead
debbie don’t let that fucker get you upset
go in there stick a fuckin’ cigarette to his neck
i’ll bet you he’s fakin’ it i’ll bet you i bet
he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
i’ll go handle this of course unless you object
aw go fuck his brains out if any’s left in his head
if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know i’ve completely lost it
is he nuts no he’s insane
if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know i’ve completely lost it
is he nuts no he’s insane
did you get him nah fucker tried to bite my face off
i just got fuckin’ chased off with a chainsaw
then he took the chainsaw bit the fuckin’ blades off
ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slingshot
then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
then he played ping pong with his own dingdong
that motherfucker’s got nuts like king kong
then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
and he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
then he took his pants he took every fuckin’ thing off
everything except his tank top and his training bra
ain’t he raw yeah maniac that’s shady dawg
man that motherfucker’s gangsta ain’t he dawg
shady dawg what be goin’ through that fuckin’ brain of yours
say no more what the fuck you waitin’ for sing along
if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know i’ve completely lost it
is he nuts no he’s insane
if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know i’ve completely lost it
is he nuts no he’s insane
don’t you know what felch means yeah well then tell me
would you rather get felched or do the felching
fuck ’em in the ass suck the cum out while you’re belching urrp
burp belch and go back for a second helping
can you dig what i’m saying man can you smell me
i want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me oh
fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while he’s yelping
shady what the fuck you saying i don’t know help me
what the fuck’s happening i think i’m fuckin’ melting
marshall i just love you boy i care about your wellbeing
no dad i said no i don’t need no help peeing
i’m a big boy i can do it by myself see
i only get naked when the babysitter tells me
she showed me a movie like nightmare on elm street
but it was x and they called it pubic hair on chelsea
well this is called ‘ass rape’ and we’re shooting the jail scene
if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know i’ve completely lost it
is he nuts no he’s insane
if you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know i’ve completely lost it
is he nuts no he’s insane
Artist: Eminem
Year: 2009
Decade: 00s
Language: en
Word Count: 347