cause i ain’t going out like a sucka no way
i’m nice right now man
ii feel good
if you have a drink
would you please put it in the air
that party last night
was awfully crazy i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off
and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all i need
pass out at three wake up at ten
go out to eat then do it again
man i love college
i wanna go to college for the rest of my life
sip bankers club and drink miller lite
on thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice
and i can get pizza a dollar a slice
so fill up my cup let’s get fucked up let’s get fucked up
i’m next on the table who want what
i am champion at beer pong
allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
don’t even bounce not in my house
better hope you make it otherwise you naked
time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is um
that party last night
was awfully crazy i wish we taped it i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off
and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all i need
pass out at three wake up at ten
go out to eat then do it again
man i love college hey
and i love drinking hey
i love women hey
man i love college hey
i can’t tell you what i learned from school
but i could tell you a story or two
um yeah of course i learned some rules
like don’t pass out with your shoes on
and don’t leave the house ’till the booze gone
and don’t have sex if she’s too gone
when it comes to condoms put two on
then tomorrow night find a new jawn
hold the beer bong nothing wrong with some fun
even if we did get a little bit too drunk
time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is
that party last night
was awfully crazy i wish we taped it i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off
and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all i need
pass out at three wake up at ten
go out to eat then do it again
man i love college hey
and i love drinking hey
i love women hey
i love college hey
interlude
now if everybody would please
put their drink as high as they can
as high as they can and repeat after me
chug chug chug chug
chug chug chug chug
freshmen freshmen
freshmen freshmen
do something crazy do something crazy
do something crazy do something crazy
kegstand kegstand
kegstand kegstand
that party last night
man i love college i love it
that party last night
goodnight everybody
i gotta head back to class for a little bit
that party last night
was awfully crazy i wish we taped it you know what’s going on
i danced my ass off
and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed you are all invited
but my good friends is all i need bring your friends
pass out at three wake up at ten
go out to eat then do it again
man i love college
do i really have to graduate or can i just stay here for the rest of my life
but after that
you know what’s goin’ down
my house and kegs
see you there you’re all invited
bring your friends bring your mom
do i really have to graduate
or can i just stay here the rest of my life
Artist: Asher Roth
Year: 2009
Decade: 00s
Language: en
Word Count: 344