is don in the booth
he’s ready
ok here we go loosen up camera two cameras one and three that’s fine in five four three two
cue lights music
now entering the studio are today’s contestants
this is mr millard snopkin from carbondale illinois
and this is mr leroy pinkelstein from brooklyn new york
and this is alfred yankovic from lynwood california
these three people will compete today onjeopardy
i was there to match my intellect on national tv
against a plumber oh and an architect both with a phd
i was tense i was nervous
i guess it just wasn’t my night
art fleming gave the answers
oh but i couldn’t get the questions rightightight
hook
i lost on jeopardy baby
oooh
i lost on jeopardy baby
oooh
oh well i knew i was in trouble now
my hopes of winning sank
because i got the daily double now
and then my mind went blank
i took potpourri for one hundred
and then my head started to spin
well i’m givin’ up don pardo
just tell me now what i didn’t win
yeah yeah
hook
i lost on jeopardy baby
oooh
i lost on jeopardy baby
oooh
that’s right alyou lost
and let me tell what you didn’t win a twentyvolume set of the encyclopedia international
a case of turtle wax and a year’s supply of ricearoni
the san francisco treat
but that’s not all you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people
and you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come
you don’t get to come back tomorrow
you don’t even get a lousy copy of our home game
you’re a complete loser
don’t know what i was thinking of
i guess i just wasn’t too bright
well i sure hope i do better
next weekend on the price is rightightight
hook
i lost on jeopardy baby
oooh
i lost on jeopardy baby
oooh
i lost on jeopardy
baby
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Year: 1984
Decade: 80s
Language: en
Word Count: 182