frank
i’m your friendly green coat
and i welcome you to bernie’s holiday camp
one day and you’ll be happy
it’s bernie you will thank
you must be little tommy
well call me uncle frank
welcome you too mrs walker
here you’ll always find a helping hand
the camp with the extras
i’m in chalet number eleven
when you come to bernie’s
you might think you’re in heaven
tommy
didn’t know i had an uncle frank
i’ve never met him have i
look there mum a cage of budgies
swimming pool and donkey rides all free
it’s all free mum
frank
here we have the winner folks
have you ever seen a lovelier pair
what a shapely ankle
what a perfect shin
if you could feel this silken thigh
you’d know who has to win
if you could feel this silken thigh
you’d know
nora
you don’t know how much i’ve missed
to feel a man again to dance to kiss
frank
your eyes reveal you’re lonely
nora
this evening must pass slowly
until we’re one my heart won’t rest
will tommy share our happiness
you don’t know how much i’ve missed
to feel a man again to dance to kiss
frank
of course he will i’ll make him smile
i’ll take him out to cinemas and fairs
football and cricket
there’ll never be a happier lad
i’ll be more than an uncle
i’ll be just like a dad
tommy
i will be a green coat too
and when i’m big i’ll own a holiday camp
a camp with a difference
always be good weather
when you come to tommy’s
the holiday’s forever
nora
i’m glad you like your uncle frank
he’ll surely love you too
just like a dad
tommy
he’s very nice i think
did he fight in the war
tommy and nora
when he’s got his greencoat on
i love him even more
Artist: The Holidays
Year: 1966
Decade: 60s
Language: en
Word Count: 173