i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
i’m crying
sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
corporation teeshirt stupid bloody tuesday
man you’ve been a naughty boy you let your face grow long
i am the egg man they are the egg men
i am the walrus goo goo g’joob
mister city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row
see how they fly like lucy in the sky see how they run
i’m crying i’m crying
i’m crying i’m crying
4
yellowmatter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye
crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you’ve been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
i am the egg man they are the egg men
i am the walrus goo goo g’joob
sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun
if the sun don’t come you get a tan
from standing in the english rain
i am the egg man now good sir what are you
they are the egg men a poor man made tame to fortune’s blows
i am the walrus goo goo goo joob good pity
g’goo goo g’joob
5
expert textpert choking smokers don’t you think the joker laughs at you
ho ho ho hee hee hee ha ha ha
see how they smile like pigs in a sty see how they snide
i’m crying
6
semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower
elementary penguin singing hare krishna
man you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe
i am the egg man they are the egg men
i am the walrus goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob
goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo
joob joob joob
joob joob joob
joob joob joob joob joob
joob joob
joob joob
umpa umpa stick it up your jumper
everybody’s got one everybody’s got one
villain take my purse
if ever thou wilt thrive bury my body
and give the letters which thou findst about me
to edmund earl of gloucester seek him out upon the english party
oh untimely death death
i know thee well a serviceable villain as duteous to the vices of thy mistress as badness would desire
what is he dead
sit you down father rest you
Artist: The Beatles
Year: 1967
Decade: 60s
Language: en
Word Count: 242