won’t somebody tell me please
how do you catch a girl
take a little piece of cheese and put it on a trap
if you don’t catch a mouse then you’re bound to catch a rat
take a tiny shiny hook and a little piece of bait
and you’re bound to catch a fish if you’re calm enough to wait
but how do you catch a girl
how do you catch a girl
won’t somebody tell me please
how do you catch a girl
daniel boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap
and he found an icy river and he set a little trap
and he took a bit of jerky and he took a little nap
and he knew he’d catch a beaver or a fat muskrat
but how do you catch a girl
how do you catch a girl
won’t somebody tell me please
how do you catch a girl
i’d like to know how to catch a girl
i’ve caught frogs i’ve caught snakes earthworms
and they may be nice
but girls oh
well i asked the local lover and he told me what to do
he said learn the rocking dances both old and new
but it’s hard to do those dances with two left feet
so i’ve got to find a method that’ll work for me
oh how do you catch a girl
how do you catch a girl
won’t somebody tell me please
how do you catch a girl
i wish i knew
how do you catch a girl
how do you catch a girl
how do you catch a girl
how do you catch a girl
Artist: Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs
Year: 1966
Decade: 60s
Language: en
Word Count: 128