be courteous kind and forgiving
be gentle and peaceful each day
be warm and human and grateful
and have a good thing to say
be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
be witty and happy and wise
be honest and love all your neighbors
be obsequious purple and clairvoyant
be pompous obese and eat cactus
be dull and boring and omnipresent
criticize things you don’t know about
be oblong and have your knees removed
be tasteless rude and offensive
live in a swamp and be three dimensional
put a live chicken in your underwear
get all excited and go to a yawning festival
ok everybody
be courteous kind and forgiving
be gentle and peaceful each day
be warm and human and grateful
and have a good thing to say
be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
be witty and happy and wise
be honest and love all your neighbors
be obsequious purple and clairvoyant
be pompous obese and eat cactus
be dull and boring and omnipresent
criticize things you don’t know about
be oblong and have your knees removed
ladies only please
be tasteless rude and offensive
now the men
live in a swamp and be three dimensional
everybody
put a live chicken in your underwear
go into a closet and suck eggs
you guys are gonna be on a record
maybe someday not mine of course
Artist: Steve Martin
Year: 1977
Decade: 70s
Language: en
Word Count: 118