grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
she’d been drinkin’ too much eggnog
and we’d begged her not to go
but she forgot her medication
and she staggered out the door into the snow
when we found her christmas mornin’
at the scene of the attack
she had hoof prints on her forehead
and incriminatin’ hoof marks on her back
grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
lord we believe
now we’re all so proud of grandpa
he’s been takin’ this so well
see him in there watchin’ football
drinkin beer and playin’ cards with cousin belle
it’s not christmas without grandma
all the family’s dressed in black
and we just can’t help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back
send them back
grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
lord we believe
now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and a blue and silver candle
that would have just matched the hair in grandma’s wig
i’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa’s
but as for me and grandpa we believe
sing it grandpa
grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
minding her own business
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
what do you mean there’s no santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
sing it grandpa
oh
as for me and grandpa we believe
we believe in santa claus
Artist: Elmo Patsy
Year: 1998
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 175