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Funky Worm Lyrics By Ohio Players

    you’re a little late so step right this way and we’ll get started
    granny
    what say it now oh say it now say it now ahem
    me and the ohio players are gonna tell you about a worm
    he’s the funkiest worm in the world alright sing it clarence
    clarence
    theres’ a worm in the ground yes there is
    granny
    thats right
    clarence
    he’s six feet long
    granny
    six feet long
    clarence
    he only comes around
    granny when he wants to get down
    but when he comes out of his hole
    he sounds something like this

    granny
    oh that’s funky
    like nine cans of shaving powder that’s funky
    alright sing it again clarence
    clarence
    and through all the land yeah
    granny
    yeah
    clarence
    he plays in a band
    granny
    plays in a band
    clarence
    plays without any hands
    pretty good i might add
    granny
    yeah when he grabs his and starts to pluck
    everybody wants to get up and dance

    granny
    ah get it baby
    don’t don’t don’t
    don’t fight the feeling don’t fight it
    hey don’t stop now honey get down
    i’m his manager heh heh
    gonna make a million dollars
    i get it all cause he can’t spend it
    there he goes
    goin’ back in his hole just the same way he came out
    do we get paid for this
    i just wanted to make sure we do ok

    Artist: Ohio Players

    Year: 1973

    Decade: 70s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 131