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Funky Cold Medina Lyrics By Tone Loc

    alright dig it

    cold coolin at a bar and i’m lookin for some action
    but like mick jagger said i can’t get no satisfaction
    the girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
    my threads are fresh and i’m lookin def yo what’s up with loc
    the girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
    havin drinks with some noname chump when they know that i’m the star
    so i got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
    i asked the guy why you so fly he said funky cold medina

    funky cold medina

    this brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
    put a little medina in your glass and the girls’ll come real quick
    it’s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
    a couple of sips of this love potion and she’ll be on your lap
    so i gave some to my dog when he began to beg
    then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
    he used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner
    but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina

    you know what i’m sayin
    i got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
    i got spuds mckenzie
    alex from stroh’s
    they won’t leave my dog alone with that medina pal

    i went up to this girl she said hi my name is sheena
    i thought she’d be good to go with a little funky cold medina
    she said i’d like a drink i said ehm ok i’ll go get it
    then a couple sips she cold licked her lips and i knew that she was with it
    so i took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
    but when she got undressed it was a big old mess sheena was a man
    so i threw him out i don’t fool around with no oscar meyer wiener
    you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

    you know ain’t no plans with a man
    this is the 80’s and i’m down with the ladies ya know

    break it down

    back in the saddle lookin for a little affection
    i took a shot as a contestant on the love connection
    the audience voted and you know they picked a winner
    i took my date to the hilton for medina and some dinner
    she had a few drinks i’m thinkin soon what i’ll be gettin
    instead she started talkin ’bout plans for our wedding
    i said wait slow down love not so fast says i’ll be seein’ ya
    that’s why i found you don’t play around with the funky cold medina

    ya know what i’m sayin
    that medina’s a monster y’all

    funky cold medina

    Artist: Tone Loc

    Year: 1989

    Decade: 80s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 241