mr funkee
the year is 97
now comes the first of the children of lotug
lords of the underground witness the birth of the funky child
doitall hit ’em
doitall
born with the fuckers from the womb of brenda
she now likes the lords but she used to dig the spinners
first with the style from the birth canal
and now i got the flav to make the crowd go wild
so dig it wahh ooh watch me dig it
i’m taking no shorts unless it’s coming from a midget
i tax the peace more than chicken packs grease
i’m nearly knockin’ boots but if not i’ll knock teeth
wahh ga ga ooh cries the baby
smacked on the ass now the doitall’s crazy
no rattles or playpens or crowds when i’m rappin’
and yes i do reruns as if this was what’s happening
now january 4 has birthed the funk one
the bday for dupree and yes i’m funky
i got you bobbin’ to the funky style
kdef let ’em know here comes the funky child
kdef
yeah laughs born in the underground of newark
now witness the birth of mr funkee
mr funkee
the fifth of the terror it’s the return of funky kreuger
ak anger we told ’em mr funkee wallbanger
conceived in the fire by a war through disasters
the funky child was taught to the ways of the masters
mr funkee yes girl the black mack is back
here to kick my funky style funky this and funky that
you can work day and night you could practice all your life
but i still take the show and then i go home with the wife
oh my god funky with the style lord have mercy
i hurdle over rappers just like jackie joynerkersee
watch me flip the script let me show you what the funk do
make you call me uncle what uncle what uncle who
when i was young i used to sing with my sister
heyy
now i kick the ill styles you have to call me mister
cooling in the house of hits time to buckwild
raised in the ways of the funky child
4 doitall
back up baby here comes the stroller
we’re hit when we dry crawl and hit rock ‘n’ rolla
i’m caught in the swinging hypnotized by the pendulum
distributed by elektra so this is how i’m killing them
k is on the mp jazz is on the technic
marley’s on the mix and now the lords have a hit like pow
now it’s time to get buckwild
and watch my funky brothers freak the underground
in a second or minute in no times flat
bring it back
and go grab the album to bring the lords money
take it home to mom to say ain’t they funky
5 mr funkee
we gone psycho and everbody thought we was das
it didnt affect me i said so what i kept on writing rhymes
i keep my funky style perfected so no one can stop my flow
i fear no man cause if it’s on fool then it’s on
and it’s on
don’t worry not for other crews selling out
as long as lords of the underground stay underground
the brothers of lotug will keep the lyrical fitness
don’t worry about me selling out mind your business
you might say damn mr funkee’s going out
but if you listen to the words then you’ll know what i’m about
any props you receive are the props that you earn
i’m off ’til the funky child returns
Artist: Lords Of The Underground
Year: 1993
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 318