if you save yourself for marriage you’re a bore
if you don’t save yourself for marriage you’re a horrible person
if you won’t have a drink then you’re a prude
but they’ll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one
if you can’t lose the weight then you’re just fat
but if you lose too much then you’re on crack
you’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t
so you might as well just do whatever you want
so make lots of noise hey kiss lots of boys yeah
or kiss lots of girls if that’s somethin’ you’re into
when the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
roll up a joint or don’t
just follow your arrow wherever it points
yeah follow your arrow wherever it points
if you don’t go to church you’ll go to hell
if you’re the first one on the front row you’re a selfrighteous son of a
can’t win for losin’ you’ll just disappoint ’em
just ’cause you can’t beat ’em don’t mean you should join ’em
so make lots of noise hey kiss lots of boys yeah
or kiss lots of girls if that’s somethin’ you’re into
when the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
roll up a joint or don’t
just follow your arrow wherever it points
yeah follow your arrow wherever it points
say what you think say what you think
love who you love love who you love
’cause you just get so many trips around the sun
yeah you only
only live once
so make lots of noise hey kiss lots of boys yeah
or kiss lots of girls if that’s what you’re into
when the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
roll up a joint i would
and follow your arrow wherever it points
yeah follow your arrow wherever it points
Artist: Kacey Musgraves
Year: 2014
Decade: 10s
Language: en
Word Count: 153