your butt is wide well mine is too
just watch your mouth or i’ll sit on you
the word is out better treat me right
cause i’m the king of cellulite
ham on ham on ham on whole wheat all right
my zippers bust my buckles break
i’m too much man for you to take
the pavement cracks when i fall down
i’ve got more chins than chinatown
pre
well i’ve never used a phone booth
and i’ve never seen my toes
when i’m goin’ to the movies
i take up seven rows
because i’m fat i’m fat come on
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat i’m fat you know it
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat i’m fat come on you know
fat fat really really fat
don’t you call me pudgy portly or stout
just now tell me once again who’s fat
when i walk out to get my mail
it measures on the richter scale
down at the beach i’m a lucky man
i’m the only one who gets a tan
if i have one more pie a la mode
i’m gonna need my own zip code
pre
when you’re only having seconds
i’m having twentythirds
when i go to get my shoes shined
i gotta take their word
because i’m fat i’m fat sham on
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat i’m fat you know it
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat i’m fat you know it you know
fat fat really really fat
and my shadow weighs fortytwo pounds
lemme tell you once again who’s fat
if you see me comin’ your way
better give me plenty space
if i tell you that i’m hungry
then won’t you feed my face
because i’m fat i’m fat sha mone
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat i’m fat you know it
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat i’m fat you know it you know
fat fat really really fat
woo woo woo when i sit around the house
i really sit around the house
you know i’m fat i’m fat come on
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat i’m fat you know it you know it
fat fat really really fat
you know you know you know come on
fat fat really really fat
and you know all by myself i’m a crowd
lemme tell you once again
you know i’m huge i’m fat you know it
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat you know hoo
fat fat really really fat
you know i’m fat i’m fat you know it you know
fat fat really really fat
and the whole world knows i’m fat and i’m proud
just tell me once again who’s fat
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Year: 1988
Decade: 80s
Language: en
Word Count: 305