i took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
a couple tickets all inclusive down in cancun
i couldn’t get my money back so i’m in seat 7a
i’m getting drunk on a plane
i bet the fella on the aisle thought i was crazy
cause i taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
now i’ve got empty mini bottles fillin’ both our trays
i’m getting drunk on a plane
buyin’ drinks for everybody
but the pilot it’s a party
got this 77 rocking like a g6
stewardess is somethin’ sexy
leanin’ pourin’ coke and whiskey
told her about my condition
got a little milehigh flight attention
it’s mardi gras up in the clouds
i’m up so high i may never come down
i’ll try anything to drown out the pain
they all know why i’m getting drunk on a plane
we had this date marked on the calendar forever
we’d take that new wed limo airport ride together
i feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
so hey i’m getting drunk on a plane
buyin’ drinks for everybody
but the pilot it’s a party
got this 77
rocking like a g6
stewardess is somethin’ sexy
leanin’ pourin’ coke and whiskey
told her about my condition
got a little milehigh flight attention
it’s mardi gras up in the clouds
i’m up so high i may never come down
i’ll try anything to drown out the pain
they all know why i’m getting drunk on a plane
on my way home i’ll bump this seat right up to first class
so i can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
and when we land i’ll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
cause hey i’m drunk on a plane
buyin’ drinks for everybody
but the pilot it’s a party
got this 77
rocking like a g6
stewardess is somethin’ sexy
leanin’ pourin’ coke and whiskey
told her about my condition
got a little milehigh flight attention
it’s mardi gras up in the clouds
i’m up so high i may never come down
i’ll try anything to drown out the pain
they all know why i’m getting drunk on a plane
i’m getting drunk on a plane
i might be passed out
in the baggage claim
but right now
i’m drunk on a plane
Artist: Dierks Bentley
Year: 2014
Decade: 10s
Language: en
Word Count: 227