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hello i’m dr greenthumb
have you ever had the problem of running out of weed
and just can’t find some anywhere
well try my dr greenthumb grow tips
i’ll show you how to grow inside and out
from seed to clone and the best homegrown
and if you’re afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky
no worries we’ll fix them too
with one of our dr greenthumb ‘sizzlean’ screens
to block the nosy pig’s vision
don’t believe me
just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sanders
how well it works
hyuh hyuh hello mah name is jaid
and ahm a farmer and i’ve been growin
maryjahwana fer about twenty years and uhh
uhh with dr greenthumb’s ‘sizzlean’ screen
i don’t have to point my shotgun
at them pesky porkers no more
thanks dr green you’re the shit
yes dr greenthumb’s got it all i guarantee it
try my book and you’ll have the chronic in no time
dial 8007grow
that’s 800
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hello dr greenthumb paging dr greenthumb
breal
hello my name is dr greenthumb
i’d like to tell you just where i’m from
in the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
the fuckin’ pigs with shields holding the blue steels
greenhouse effect with the weed connect
doctor dea can’t keep greenthumb in check doctor
hps god bless the whole crop
please god don’t let me see no cops
trunkload ready to hit the highway
don’t let the eye in the sky fly my way
or we gonna have big trouble that’s no shit
can’t be growin without no permit
but fuck that i study the 5 trip
that way when they come they can suck my dick
weed can’t grow without attention
hello my name is dr greenthumb
breal sendog
hello my name is dr greenthumb
hello my name is dr greenthumb
i’d like to tell you just where i’m from
hello my name is dr greenthumb
hello my name is dr greenthumb
hello my name is dr greenthumb
i’d like to tell you just where i’m from
ayo dr greenthumb come on back one time
breal
people can’t live without the herb man
if not they’d be drinkin and drivin and swervin
but thanks to dr greenthumb weed grow
in the backyard or inside with hydro
to the kush plant brush in a tangerine dream
tasty blowin a fuckin smokescreen
cycles of weed are constantly grown
somebody give me the razor to cut clones
i’d like to stop but it feels so good
horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood
dea never wanna leave me alone
but never ever ever gotta warrant for my home
what that funny sound knockin at the door open up it’s the dea
sorry greenthumb can’t talk no more
please don’t follow me into the sun
hello my name is dr greenthumb
breal sendog
hello my name is dr greenthumb
hello my name is dr greenthumb
i’d like to tell you just where i’m from
hello my name is dr greenthumb
breal
out from the lab no need for rehab
if i can’t drive then call me a cab ese
in my closet the weed is dried out
like eiht said ain’t no place to hide out
i don’t wanna buy no weed from no cop
get locked up and they close up my shop
that’s why i buy no weed from no one
that’s why they call me dr greenthumb
the scientifical mystical one
growin my crops with the rays of the sun
come one come all and see how it’s done
if you see the pigs there’s no need to run
cause some of these pigs are down with greenthumb
but you never know what be the outcome
you see the photo in the album
the weed is growin like my erection
look i never told you where i was from
some call me real but i’m dr greenthumb
breal sendog
hello my name is dr greenthumb
hello my name is dr greenthumb
i’d like to tell you just where i’m from
hello my name is dr greenthumb
hello my name is dr greenthumb
hello my name is dr greenthumb
i’d like to tell you just where i’m from
hello my name is dr greenthumb
dr greenthumb
doctor your bulova plant needs special tending to
doctor we need more oxygen we need more co
doctor dr greenthumb you’re needed
doctor dyah doctor
Artist: Cypress Hill
Year: 1998
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 437