these are the tales the freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
you dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell
cause hort dawg is on the mic spittin cocktales
head
all you washedup hoes trying to throw that p
you’re just a big freak you better not complain
when you hear these cocktales and you hear your name
if you a fake bitch ain’t no thing
i’ll pick up the phone and call janine
if i call marie i know for a fact
i’m getting sucked in my droptop cadillac
i met this freak named naomi
straight dicksucker worked me and my homies
she had a girlfriend her name was vickie
i pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick
she was fine as fuck but can’t fuck with tina
tina tina the sperm cleana’
i took her to my house and i told her strip
baby got freaky started doing the splits
i said beeyotch do what you want
cause this trueblue mack won’t even front
i fucked her with my finger she tried to cum
pussy so tight it wouldn’t give me none
i’m too short baby couldn’t be no punk
i’m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
my dick is big and her nigga had a little one
i didn’t fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun
i know you stop and wonder just what it is
it’s the california lifestyle that i live
see i’m from the crew dangerous bitch
i get on the mic and spit that freaky shit
i know this girl named annette
get her all alone and she’ll suck your dick
hella freaky won’t say no for shit
you and her all alone nigga that’s your bitch
i know another freak her name’s joanne
i always get the pussy cause i know i can
finest bitch around ain’t got no man
every time she cross my mind i go fuck her again
she’s like another bitch named christina
bitch so dumb i named her misdemeanor
cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
i took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
you know i did all that shit
she got my number if she beep me i’m gonna call that bitch
and go dig in them guts like a gardener
if she starts screaming i’m gonna fuck the bitch harder
hook
cause these are the tales the freaky tales
these are the tales i tell so well
you don’t like my dirty rap you can go to hell
cause short dogg’s on the mic telling cocktales
i meet the groupies hookers like kathy
fucking mc’s cause she’s so nasty
see her backstage trying to throw that ass
she just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
you can’t stop the bitch
let her roll on my vogues then i drop the bitch
my name is short my game is long
i freak these hoes and sing these songs
i know a bitch named stephanie
do anything she can to have sex with me
she really don’t bring out the best in me
but i love her fine ass laying next to me
she’s like another freak named nicole
so damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
i took her to my house she gave me the panties
i fucked her so good she told her friend named angie
angie called me up about weeks later
talking some shit about do me player
so i did her just like tamara
taking naked pictures with my polaroid camera
next they told a bitch named raquel
got my skin all under her fingernails
she was digging in my back while i grind the shit
that was way back now i can’t find the bitch
but if i do i’ll probably do the same again
break the bitch for everything cause i came to pimp
i’m too short baby i don’t stop macking
i grab the microphone and i don’t stop rapping
you can bet your life as i spit these raps
i’ll be fucking em up like that bitch
i know a bitch her name was sherry
i had to cut her loose cause she wanted to get married
pussy so good and i do mean very
sometimes it’s shaved and sometimes it’s hairy
i’m short dogg ain’t nothing nice
you ever make me mad and i’ll fuck your wife
have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick
i guess i’ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
like my other little tramp named erica
anywhere i want to fuck that’s where i fuck
cause she’s the freakiest bitch in america
and every time i get the pussy i just tear it up
cause these are the tales the freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
you dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell
cause short dog is on mic spittin cocktales
beyotch and it dont stop to the beat
Artist: Too Hort
Year: 1995
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 437