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Cocktales Lyrics By Too Hort

    these are the tales the freaky tales
    these are the tales that i tell so well
    you dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell
    cause hort dawg is on the mic spittin cocktales

    head
    all you washedup hoes trying to throw that p
    you’re just a big freak you better not complain
    when you hear these cocktales and you hear your name
    if you a fake bitch ain’t no thing
    i’ll pick up the phone and call janine

    if i call marie i know for a fact
    i’m getting sucked in my droptop cadillac
    i met this freak named naomi
    straight dicksucker worked me and my homies
    she had a girlfriend her name was vickie
    i pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

    she was fine as fuck but can’t fuck with tina
    tina tina the sperm cleana’
    i took her to my house and i told her strip
    baby got freaky started doing the splits
    i said beeyotch do what you want
    cause this trueblue mack won’t even front
    i fucked her with my finger she tried to cum
    pussy so tight it wouldn’t give me none
    i’m too short baby couldn’t be no punk
    i’m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
    my dick is big and her nigga had a little one
    i didn’t fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun

    i know you stop and wonder just what it is
    it’s the california lifestyle that i live
    see i’m from the crew dangerous bitch
    i get on the mic and spit that freaky shit
    i know this girl named annette
    get her all alone and she’ll suck your dick
    hella freaky won’t say no for shit
    you and her all alone nigga that’s your bitch

    i know another freak her name’s joanne
    i always get the pussy cause i know i can
    finest bitch around ain’t got no man
    every time she cross my mind i go fuck her again
    she’s like another bitch named christina
    bitch so dumb i named her misdemeanor
    cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
    i took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
    you know i did all that shit
    she got my number if she beep me i’m gonna call that bitch
    and go dig in them guts like a gardener
    if she starts screaming i’m gonna fuck the bitch harder

    hook
    cause these are the tales the freaky tales
    these are the tales i tell so well
    you don’t like my dirty rap you can go to hell
    cause short dogg’s on the mic telling cocktales

    i meet the groupies hookers like kathy
    fucking mc’s cause she’s so nasty
    see her backstage trying to throw that ass
    she just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
    you can’t stop the bitch
    let her roll on my vogues then i drop the bitch
    my name is short my game is long
    i freak these hoes and sing these songs
    i know a bitch named stephanie
    do anything she can to have sex with me
    she really don’t bring out the best in me
    but i love her fine ass laying next to me

    she’s like another freak named nicole
    so damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
    i took her to my house she gave me the panties
    i fucked her so good she told her friend named angie
    angie called me up about weeks later
    talking some shit about do me player
    so i did her just like tamara
    taking naked pictures with my polaroid camera
    next they told a bitch named raquel
    got my skin all under her fingernails
    she was digging in my back while i grind the shit
    that was way back now i can’t find the bitch
    but if i do i’ll probably do the same again
    break the bitch for everything cause i came to pimp
    i’m too short baby i don’t stop macking
    i grab the microphone and i don’t stop rapping
    you can bet your life as i spit these raps
    i’ll be fucking em up like that bitch

    i know a bitch her name was sherry
    i had to cut her loose cause she wanted to get married
    pussy so good and i do mean very
    sometimes it’s shaved and sometimes it’s hairy
    i’m short dogg ain’t nothing nice
    you ever make me mad and i’ll fuck your wife
    have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick
    i guess i’ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch

    like my other little tramp named erica
    anywhere i want to fuck that’s where i fuck
    cause she’s the freakiest bitch in america
    and every time i get the pussy i just tear it up

    cause these are the tales the freaky tales
    these are the tales that i tell so well
    you dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell
    cause short dog is on mic spittin cocktales
    beyotch and it dont stop to the beat

    Artist: Too Hort

    Year: 1995

    Decade: 90s

    Language: en

    Word Count: 437