cleopatra’s favorite cat
got his hands on caesar’s spats
the heat was on as you could see
so he front ’em to mark antony
said my girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me
caesar had an eye for clothes
he saw them spats and said i like those
caesar had no thing to say except
jesu christi domine
et tu brute
jesu christi domine
et tu brute
the senate tried to sympathize
it was the cat they should despise
informant told his whereabouts
centurions to seek him out
centurions there go the centurions
brutus had to turn his head
when this cat done went and said
if he’s got this thing for shoes
he just might be ambitious too
they got holidays all in his name
and all a tyrant needs is fame
those fascists don’t play pretty games
egypt is the place to be
but rome is a democracy
rome
caesar never got them back
’cause they killed his ass in the second act
brutus spoke then antony
said my girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me
friends romans can’t you see
my girlfriend’s cat is smarter than me
egypt’s biggest rivalry
cleopatra’s cat and me
Artist: Spin Doctors
Year: 1994
Decade: 90s
Language: en
Word Count: 110