someday i’m gonna be famous
do i have talent well no
these days you don’t really need it
thanks to reality shows
can’t wait to date a supermodel
can’t wait to sue my dad
can’t wait to wreck a ferrari
on my way to rehab
cause when you’re a celebrity
it’s adios reality
you can act just like a fool
people think you’re cool
just cause you’re on tv
i can throw a major fit
when my latte isn’t just how i like it
when they say i’ve gone insane
i’ll blame it on the fame
and the pressures that go with
being a celebrity
i’ll get to cry to barbara walters
when things don’t go my way
and i’ll get community service
no matter which law i break
i’ll make the supermarket tabloids
they’ll write some awful stuff
but the more they run my name down
the more my price goes up
cause when you’re a celebrity
it’s adios reality
no matter what you do
people think you’re cool
just cause you’re on tv
i can fall in and out of love
have marriages that barely last a month
when they go down the drain
i’ll blame it on the fame
and say it’s just so tough
being a celebrity
so let’s hitch up the wagons and head out west
to the land of the fun and the sun
we’ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
hey hey hollywood here we come
cause when you’re a celebrity
it’s adios reality
no matter what you do
people think you’re cool
just cause you’re on tv
being a celebrity
yeah celebrity
oh where’s my coffee
Artist: Brad Paisley
Year: 2003
Decade: 00s
Language: en
Word Count: 138